Blame it on the Diet Coke


#1 Fear & Loathing in Sioux Falls on 02.27.21 at 5:30 pm

Diet Coke? Is he diabetic? Is he planning to use the Janklow affirmative defense? And does he have a third phone for you know what? Is the red Taurus really a 2011, or is it a 2010 that was still on the lot in late 2011?
Red cars are always more likely to get into accidents, too. Janklow’s Cadillac was pearl white, however. But his famed Corvette was red:

#2 "Woodstock" on 02.27.21 at 5:53 pm

“Yah, and next he is gong to tell us that the waitress really wasn’t hot and he had soar cream on that famed baked potato”…. “Steak sauce?”…. “I used to always enjoy House of Parliament brand myself, but I can’t find it any more”….

#3 l3wis on 02.27.21 at 6:16 pm

House of Parliament is good (English A-1). I think we had it at OB for awhile when I worked there. Still nothing better than Tiger Dill (Sour cream, dill, horseradish) on good piece of bloody beef.

#4 D@ily Spin on 02.27.21 at 8:50 pm

I wonder if this matter would have been covered up if it happened in SD. It was in ND and is being investigated fully.

#5 "Woodstock" on 02.27.21 at 8:52 pm

“I guess they call it HP now”…. “You know, for a while, I thought International House of Pancakes went out of business, too”…. (“What the hell is this IHOP shxt?”… (“Hamburgers?”)) …..:

#6 The Guy From Guernsey on 02.27.21 at 11:24 pm

World Market on Louise Ave is your friend “Woodstock”

#7 "Woodstock" on 02.28.21 at 1:36 pm

“Thanks TGfG”… “I had VSG pick me up two bottles there”… “They wouldn’t let me in”….

#8 Fear & Loathing in Sioux Falls on 02.28.21 at 1:37 pm

This just shows you how sad, tragic, and stupid life can be. A man has to die in order for a bird to find their favorite steak sauce.