This is certainly newsworthy, if you watched the police briefing today you will notice that there wasn’t any crimes committed over the past day. Any questions?

8 Thoughts on “There was NO crime in Sioux Falls over the past 24 hours

  1. "Woodstock" on February 24, 2022 at 8:35 pm said:

    “Yes, I have two questions”….. “Were the rounds fired in front of the local taco shop, 28, or 29 rounds?”…. “Also, if an owner of a bank was a policer officer instead, would he be arrested by now for what was founded on his phone?”….

  2. Fear & Loathing in Sioux Falls on February 25, 2022 at 7:21 am said:

    I don’t care what they say. Sometimes this town is nothing but Mayberry. (Was Andy’s house taupe?)

  3. Further Fear & Loathing on February 25, 2022 at 7:27 am said:

    Maybe (Mayberry?) Sean Spicer would like to do a gig with the SFPD to spice things up….. #Spicer

    (….”Contrary to press reports, our SFPD mannequin challenge was the greatest mannequin challenge ever performed by a local police department”…. “Never had so many local police officers ever before participated in such a mannequin challenge”… )

  4. D@ily Spin on February 25, 2022 at 8:03 am said:

    Even criminals hibernate when it’s this cold.

  5. On the way to work this morning I saw a single car accident by the EC, because our street department can’t seem to even plow arterials this car appeared to slide into the curb and screw up his bunper. I slowed down to make sure he was okay. As I continued to drive I noticed 3 patrol cars came to the rescue. Apparently we have enough cops but not enough snow plow drivers.

  6. Answer to Question on February 25, 2022 at 10:13 am said:

    Hey Fear & Loathing in Sioux Falls the houses seem o be a white as all the characters, taupe in Sioux Falls must be the equal.

  7. “Yes, that’s a good spin on it. Taupe housing is an example of subconscious white guilt”….

  8. Fearing the Putin & More on February 25, 2022 at 1:52 pm said:

    They should put plows on the squad cars. They already have lights. But I’ve heard that plow drivers get hungry and eat a lot. 🙁

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