(CNN) — The case of a giant Mylar balloon, which ascended into the sky late last week amid fears a 6-year-old boy was aboard, has been determined to be a “hoax” and a “publicity stunt,” Larimer County, Colorado, Sheriff Jim Alderden said Sunday.
In what could be one of the saddest acquisitions ever in the history of business, Disney has bought Marvel for $4billion.
Between Disney’s Standards and Practices department, and their marketing team, the whole of the Marvel portfolio will now be turned into another Miley-esque fad for ‘tweens’ that will burn out and die in a few years.
You can say goodbye to anything even your mom would say is edgy or dark in comic books and the movies about them.
This is trulyÂ a sad day for nerds everywhere.
The possibilities are endless, and horrifying:
I’m sick and tired of looking at this image.