Entries Tagged 'Homosexuals' ↓
Governor Gay Sex
November 29th, 2009 — Boner, Cartoon, Cartoonists, Gay, Governor Moose Drool, Homosexuals, Tea Party
Holy holy holy!
October 1st, 2009 — 1st Amendment, America, anger, Bush, Caves, Dumbass, Freedom, Fuck Off, Homosexuals, Jews, obama, racism, Roly-Poly, Unemployment, You Tube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCvkatCGNFYI have no words. Just watch and throw up a little.
Snark overload… must…. click… Publish…….
February 6th, 2009 — anger, Butt, Celebrity, Fuck Off, Gay, Homosexuals, Humor, Lame, Lotion, Music, snark, Uncategorized
Because Valentine’s Day wasn’t lame enough already.
I heard if you buy enough of their merch, your ‘valentine’ comes with a Spill Canvas ‘touched’ butt plug and ass-less chaps.
Seems Pastor(?) DooHickey’s BFF is still in love with the B-U-T-T
January 27th, 2009 — Boner, Gay, Homosexuals
It’s OKAY to have gay sex – as long as you are not gay. Just ask my buddy Larry Craig.”
Once you go Back, you never go Back.
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colorado (CNN) — A megachurch paid a 20-year-old man to keep silent about a sexual relationship he had with disgraced evangelical pastor Ted Haggard, a senior church pastor said.
But Christianity is the only true religion, just ask Lora Hubbel. The only mayoral candidate in SF to run on a Pro-Life agenda. Because when it comes to building roads and parks, abortion is always a factor.
FYI: Male to Male adapters may be Immoral
January 8th, 2009 — America, Boner, Homosexuals, Humor
A hardware store had this sign up after several people came in requesting such an adapter. Now, it’s pretty easy to understand why such a peice of hardware doesn’t exist, but immoral? WTF?
Future gay marriage capital of the world; Sioux City. Who knew?
December 16th, 2008 — Gay, Gay Marriage, Homosexuals, Sioux City
Seriously? And you thought our city council wasted our time with stupid crap.
Rixner says he thinks the resolution would open the city to litigation.
Duh!
Sorry Larry. You are still gay
December 9th, 2008 — Boner, Cartoon, Coo Coo Doll, COOL, Gay, Homosexuals, Humor, Larry Craig
Gawd I miss this guy for inspiration;
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Who Would Jesus Fire?
November 20th, 2008 — Election 2008, Gay Marriage, Homeless, Homosexuals, religion
Focus on the Family announced yesterday afternoon that 202 jobs will be cut companywide — an estimated 20 percent of its workforce. Initial reports bring the total number of remaining employees to around 950.
After spending more than half a million dollars for the California Yes on 8 campaign, the Colorado based ministry, is adjusting to the recession just like the rest of the nation.
In all, Focus pumped $539,000 in cash and another $83,000 worth of non-monetary support into the measure to overturn a California Supreme Court ruling that allowed gays and lesbians to marry in that state. The group was the seventh-largest donor to the effort in the country. The cash contributions are equal to the salaries of 19 Coloradans earning the 2008 per capita income of $29,133.
I guess fighting to keep the right to become a family away from loving individuals is more important than the people that are employed by “Focus on the Family”. Can anyone say irony?
Headzup Entertainment has a great toon here: It’s better to have 202 jobless and homeless then let the queers get married
What not to do the day before you’re up for election
November 4th, 2008 — 1st Amendment, blog, Boner, COOL, Homosexuals, Humor, State Legislature
I can think of dozens of things not to get caught doing the day before you are up for public erection.
Getting caught on security cameras trying to suppress the 1st Ammendment in a porn shop.
Nope. Never thought of that one.
Once again, Dave Eliason gives the city of Tea a big F.U. Charlie. Very Snarky.
Onward, Christian Nation!
October 15th, 2008 — abortion, Ethics, Homosexuals, Human Society, Measure 11
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I’ve heard a lot lately about how this nation was founded by Christian men and with Christian principles. Interestingly, our founding fathers (who were still running the government at the time of the following treaty) made sure to shoot this notion down in the treaty ending our first war on Islamic terrorists. Here’s some of the text from the Treaty of Peace and Friendship signed at Tripoli on Nov. 4, 1796:
ARTICLE 11.
As the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion,-as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion or tranquility of Musselmen (muslims),-and as the said States never have entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mehomitan (Islamic)Â nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.Â
Emphasis mine.
Why is this relevant?
Because increasingly, theocrats disguised as republicans and campaigning on “values” have begun trying to foist religiously-based laws on this state and nation under the mistaken belief that we are a Christian nation. In reality, we have no official religion, and the establishment of such an organization is expressly forbidden by our constitution – which was written, voted on, and ratified by our “Christian” founding fathers.