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By 2012, Meghan McCain will be a Democrat

The only thing I would change about this bedroom scene is the beer

If the neocons keep up the attacks, they will lose there best hope for a party recovery:

MCCAIN (on MSNBC): And I think there’s an extreme on both parties and I hate extreme. I don’t understand. I have friends that are the most radically conservative and radically liberal people possibly ever and we all get along. We can find a middle ground.

INGRAHAM (mocking): Ok, I was really hoping that I was going to get that role in the Real World, but then I realized that, well, they don’t like plus-sized models. They only like the women who look a certain way. And on this 50th anniversary of Barbie, I really have something to say

I have to be honest, I think Meghan is twenty times hotter than her bird-like mother. I would rather be with a Jayne Mansfield over a skelator Anne Coultor any day.

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