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In honor of Dumb Chinese Bird Fest coming to Sioux Falls

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With the big announcement this week a smaller tourist organization in Sioux Falls, called the CED (Cynical Economic Development) decided to celebrate the event with a smaller event this weekend. Some of the booths and demonstrations at the event will be;

a) 102 recipes for killing the taste of pheasant with cream of mushroom soup

b) Who needs camo, orange hats and boots, let’s go ditch hunting from the window of your truck

c) 20 excuses to give to farmers when you get caught hunting on their land without permission

e) How to blow $1,000 at Scheels to hunt a bird you will never eat

f) How to fit 18 hunters into a Sioux Falls hotel room with beds for only 2

Should be fun. I guess there will also be a demonstration by the mayor on how to where a cowboy hat properly.

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