Our mayor decided to drop the mic today and deliver his last state of the city. He couldn’t resist to tell us about his NEW BFF, councilor Erickson (Yes, Thank You Christine for paving the way for Diamond Jim as mayor 🙁
There were 40 slides in his manifesto, carefully tearing headlines from America’s top ratings firms that no one has heard of until we made their lists (Full DOC: state-of-city-2017).
Yes, I sat through it, holding back my bile.
What was ironic about the presentation was that Mike was going to fix all the things he essentially broke. And the best part, he needs your help to fix those things.
Let’s start with his obsession with annexation islands;
Unlike the finely trimmed grey beard of Kenny, Mr. Huether created this problem by extending the borders of Sioux Falls so his fine developer friends could get in on all the yummy infrastructure upgrades. You might say MMM is the Andy Gibb of annexation islands.
Oh, but the fun doesn’t stop, he wants to raise fees on all us working stiffs to pay for all the play palaces he built on our credit card.
If you ain’t poor now, you are gonna be.
Speaking of dying poor peeps, we all have to have priorities in this dying economy.
Yeah, after your older brother broke your piggy bank and took all your savings, you just need to buck up!
Which leaves us to what ultimately will happen;
He forgot to mention that a low-wage community doesn’t spend a lot of money.
BOOMTOWN!
And this guy wants to run for higher office?! LMFAO!