South DaCola

Elementary Schools announce ‘Booger Battle’

Over the next month kids at area elementary schools will compete in ‘Booger Battle’. The inaugural event will judge students boogers on categories: size, color, shape, and smell.

A local superintendent said, “They do this all over the country, especially in Red States and the results have been varying.”

They expect the competition to generate an estimated $0 in economic impact.

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