The Ugly Table #59 l3wis 14 years ago ILLITERATE DINER D: “What are your sides?” Me: “There is a full listing in the menu, let me show you the page.” D: “Why can’t you just tell me?!” Me: “Because I didn’t see you walk in here with a white cane or guide dog.” S. L. Ehrisman (c) 1/8/12