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Mike Stark punks Rush. Good, good, good stuff.

VIDEO.

Side effects include;

• increased blood sugar for diabetics
• weight gain
• facial swelling
• depression, mania, psychosis or other psychiatric symptoms
• unusual fatigue or weakness
• mental confusion / indecisiveness
• blurred vision
• abdominal pain
• peptic ulcer
• infections
• painful hips or shoulders
• Steroid-induced osteoporosis
• Long term migraines
• insomnia
• severe joint pain
• cataracts
• anxiety
• black stool
• stomach pain or bloating
• severe swelling
• mouth sores or dry mouth
• avascular necrosis
• hepatic steatosis

[edit]Minor

• stretch marks
• nervousness
• acne
• rash
• increased appetite
• hyperactivity
• frequent urination
• diarrhea
• removes intestinal flora
• leg pain
• sensitive teeth

I’m no doctor but I am assuming that the painkiller fuck face was taking is probably what caused the chest pain. Didn’t this hypocrite have a problem with painkillers in the past?

If if he was in a freak car accident, that would be breaking news. But a heart attack? Move along, nothing to see here.

Various media outlets are reporting radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh has been rushed to the hospital via ambulance inHonolulu, Hawaii where he was vacationing.  He reportedly had chest pains.

These comments on twitter show how much he is loved;

@kenneth212 Rush Limbaugh was rushed to the hospital in Honolulu. Maybe Santa did get my letter.
@MelechT Rush Limbaugh was rushed to the Hospital. Just when I thought Christmas was over…
@tontocorazon RT @Pumpy_Beanis DIE RUSH LIMBAUGH YOU F***ING PIG MAN JUST F***ING DIE
@Yves_V So Rush Limbaugh in the hospital? If he dies, 2009 won’t be so bad after all #JustSayin
@JustPlainMike RT @OTOOLEFAN: Rush Limbaugh rushed to the hospital? Are the Death Panels in place yet?
@riegelracing Rush Limbaugh had a heart attack?!?! Its a late birthday present!!!!!!
@RJ_Acosta i now heard this rush guy is an a***ole,Rush Limbaugh,i hope you die in hell mother f****r! >:3

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I have long been a fan of Sykes, she nails it.

This has to be one of the funnier RUSH ass-slamming moments. Usually RUSH hangs up on these people, but for some reason he let the caller kick the crap out of him.

CALLER: Thanks, Rush. Rush, listen, I voted Republican, and I didn’t — really didn’t want to see Obama get in office. But, you know, Rush, you’re one reason to blame for this election, for the Republicans losing.

First of all, you kept harping about voting for Hillary. The second big issue is the — was the torture issue. I’m a veteran. We’re not supposed to be torturing these people. This is not Nazi Germany, Red China, or North Korea. There’s other ways of interrogating people, and you kept harping about it — “It’s OK,” or “It’s not really torture.” And it was just more than waterboarding. Some of these prisoners were killed under torture.

And it just — it was crazy for you to keep going on and on like Levin and Hannity and Hewitt. It’s like you’re all brainwashed.

And my last comment is, no matter what Obama does, you will still criticize him because I believe you’re brainwashed. You’re just — and I hate to say it — but I think you’re a brainwashed Nazi. Anyone who could believe in torture just has got to be – there’s got to be something wrong with them. His only defense against the caller is to say he’s not a Republican…

Would you give this face an anal lick?

Funny that a guy who takes Viagra on an all men’s golfing trip would want to warn the British Prime Minister about the dangers of anal licking and sex. Do you know something we don’t Rush?

Limbaugh: The slobbering, the slobbering, this guy folks— I’m telling you. If he keeps this up throughout the G-20, Gordon Brown will come down with anal poisoning and may die from it.

Keep digging that hole, GOP.

In ten words or less, sum up Douche Limbaugh’s existence, and the DNC will put it on a billboard in his home town…. and give you a T-shirt. Do you think they use Cafe Press too?

The only word I can think of is ‘douchenozzle’. Or should that be two words?

Rahm Emanuel told Bob Schieffer on Face the Nation that Rush Limbaugh has become the voice of the Republican party.

“He is the voice and the intellectual force and energy behind the Republican party. He has been up front about what he views and hasn’t stepped back from that which is he hopes for failure. He said it. I compliment him for his honesty but that’s their philosophy that is enunciated by Rush Limbaugh. I think that’s the wrong philosophy for America.”

Yeah, move even farther to the right, that’s the ticket. They just won’t be satisfied with losing a few more seats in 2010, they must want to lose all of their seats.

H/T – C & L