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The SD Peace and Justice Center is pleased to announce a donation of 1/4 of bison, butchered, from Mark and Sharon Stime, Harmony Hills Bison Farm to be raffled off as a fundraiser for the SD Peace and Justice Center.

We are selling only 100 tickets for this raffle. The tickets are $10 each. If you would like to order tickets, please email me back or call at 605-743-5647, and we will make arrangements.

The bison will be processed when the Stimes have orders for the rest of the animal, so the date you will receive the meat is dependent upon that. The shipping will be covered by the Peace and Justice Center. We are drawing for the 1/4 bison at the Peace and Justice fall conference, Oct. 22 & 23 in Sioux Falls. You need not be present to win. Thank you Mark and Sharon Stimes for your donation! Deb

Raffle donation: QUARTER BISON MEAT—

APPROXIMATELY 110 LBS. APPROXIMATE VALUE $700.00

45% GROUND,REMAINDER STEAKS, ROASTS, RIBS, ETC.

Not work safe. But funny.

Okay, this isn’t so old, but a great song;

And who can forget this JC impression of EP;

Dear fellow bloggers:

JUST LET MY MAN, MIKEY LIKES IT LEEEEAD this city, you liberal Democrat Hippy F-*&$%$^-ers!!!

I would like to personally state that while I don’t know My Man Mikey at all, I like it and think you all should vote for him on Tuesday because from what I have read in the Argyle Leader, watched on Sioux Storm Center TV, and seen on many nicely taken care of/well-watered lawns in town – there is no other choice other than electing this reputable man of REPUBLICAN VALUES, high moral standards of conduct, nice-looking eyes, well-groomed style in finely-made suits, and an absolute Million-Dollar “glint”-ridden smile (much like the “glint” reflecting off of my First Premier Credit Card when I hold it up to the light).  He vows that the Events Center (like the ones they have in Alaska – where the leader of the free world in 2012, President Sarah Palladin,

is from) will be built in the next 4 years, and that is good enough for me and my family who are always in attendance at the fine arena events. However, we NEED A BIGGER ARENA for flea markets

farm toy shows,

and gun shows…

 If “OUR” Man Mike can get this done, then by all means - 

JUST LET OUR MAN, MIKEY LIKES IT LEEEEAD this city, you liberal Democrat Hippy F-*&$%$^-ers!!!

By the way, Kermit Fragger-Rock is just a lazy, dumb, nerdy liberal weed-smokin’ hippy frog who wants to legalize the potty M.J. Joint…

Sincerely,

EggBert & Family of Christian Mother F-$#*&&^%(#-ers!!!

If Medical MJ passes in SD, I’ll be coming down with a serious case of anxiety & ‘chronic’ dry mouth.

While I would have loved to seen a runoff between Brown and Staggers, his 3rd place does not surprise me one bit. While Vernon is a nice guy and a decent councilor, he just can’t resist to spend taxpayer’s money on crap we don’t really need, and the voting public has noticed. Remember, the first candidate to talk about fiscal responsibility and has practiced it his whole political life is Staggers, and guess what, he got first place last night. Huether, who has followed the ‘fiscal responsibility’ road came in second. I will give Vernon credit for one thing, he has never shied away from bragging about spending our money on monkey crappers, in fact, he has bragged about it. But at the end of the day, people prefer a (tax-cutting) knife over a sweet velvet hammer.

At least Brown and Erpenbach now can play patty-cake on the city council together.

For some, March madness means basketball. Not the crowd I run with. This time of year is getting ready for the NFL draft April 22nd. Pouring over mock drafts is part of that process. Dude, Sy, here’s your chance to lay it on. After all, I have not been very kind to Big 12 football.

I took the following pic in KC when the STEELERS were playing, er gettin their ass’es handed to em.  This is the play that Big Ben got  his concussion on. Big Ben might be Pig Ben. If it’s true, trade his ass while he still has value. The STEELERS are rebuilding anyway.

Get with the program Tom;

“I don’t believe the number of people who want this is a large number.  I think there’s a vocal number of people but I don’t know if there’s a large number of people,” Dr. Tom Huber with the South Dakota State Medical Association said.

Yeah, because 32,000 people in a state of 750,000 isn’t a lot of people. You may be a doctor, but you are not a mathematician.

“So far with my patients, or patients I’m familiar with that work with specialists, we seem to have control of this and it doesn’t seem to us that we have a huge problem that needs something new and very controversial.”

Something NEW!? WTF are you talking about?! Marijuana has been around before mankind! It has been consistently proven to be a natural analgesic. Maybe Tom needs to smoke a joint and get a clue.

“I’ve seen what its like to suffer from one of these illnesses and have met MS patients, people who have cancer and there is a community out there of medical marijuana patients that are suffering,” Reistroffer says.

Why would we deny people who are dying, relief from pain because a couple of buearacrats labeled it the ‘evil weed’. When this passes in November, Huber is the one that will look like a gigantic asswipe.

For the record, Emmett helped Theresa and I with the tax petition drive. He is an incredible guy, with tons of passion. If someone can get this done, it is him.

Good day!

Re: news articles about SD Men’s continued weiner health (anti-female baby-making related parts), upheld high taxes on gourmet hot dogs preventing “poor & hungry deadbeats” from taking up a wealthier SD customer’s seat at the Senior Wee Wee Restaurant, protected police puppy penises, and more spiritually inspirational prophetic wisdom from the All-Mighty Lord & Savior’s favorite Dick!

SD House kills contraceptive coverage bill

http://beta.argusleader.com/article/20100223/UPDATES/100223055

SD House kills food tax bill

http://beta.argusleader.com/article/20100223/UPDATES/100223050

SD House passes bill to protect police dogs

http://beta.argusleader.com/article/20100223/UPDATES/100223007/-1/updates

Cheney at CPAC: Obama ‘One-Term’ President

http://newsmax.com/InsideCover/cheney-cpac-obama-2012/2010/02/18/id/350265

Today was a good day to be an EggBert Family POW (Power Of Weiner) Man & for the registered Republican men in the Senior Wee-Wee state of SD. 

POW, SPROING, BOINK, WHACK…

Sincerely,

EggBert & Men of the family (even Granny Gumption agrees with the POW Factor – she knows her place in this world, and she also knows the power of Gramps Grumps’s boiled, fried, grilled, and yes, even his frozen, shriveled, limp, and/or leaky weiner!)