For some, March madness means basketball. Not the crowd I run with. This time of year is getting ready for the NFL draft April 22nd. Pouring over mock drafts is part of that process. Dude, Sy, here’s your chance to lay it on. After all, I have not been very kind to Big 12 football.

I took the following pic in KC when the STEELERS were playing, er gettin their ass’es handed to em.  This is the play that Big Ben got  his concussion on. Big Ben might be Pig Ben. If it’s true, trade his ass while he still has value. The STEELERS are rebuilding anyway.

Get with the program Tom;

“I don’t believe the number of people who want this is a large number.  I think there’s a vocal number of people but I don’t know if there’s a large number of people,” Dr. Tom Huber with the South Dakota State Medical Association said.

Yeah, because 32,000 people in a state of 750,000 isn’t a lot of people. You may be a doctor, but you are not a mathematician.

“So far with my patients, or patients I’m familiar with that work with specialists, we seem to have control of this and it doesn’t seem to us that we have a huge problem that needs something new and very controversial.”

Something NEW!? WTF are you talking about?! Marijuana has been around before mankind! It has been consistently proven to be a natural analgesic. Maybe Tom needs to smoke a joint and get a clue.

“I’ve seen what its like to suffer from one of these illnesses and have met MS patients, people who have cancer and there is a community out there of medical marijuana patients that are suffering,” Reistroffer says.

Why would we deny people who are dying, relief from pain because a couple of buearacrats labeled it the ‘evil weed’. When this passes in November, Huber is the one that will look like a gigantic asswipe.

For the record, Emmett helped Theresa and I with the tax petition drive. He is an incredible guy, with tons of passion. If someone can get this done, it is him.

Good day!

Re: news articles about SD Men’s continued weiner health (anti-female baby-making related parts), upheld high taxes on gourmet hot dogs preventing “poor & hungry deadbeats” from taking up a wealthier SD customer’s seat at the Senior Wee Wee Restaurant, protected police puppy penises, and more spiritually inspirational prophetic wisdom from the All-Mighty Lord & Savior’s favorite Dick!

SD House kills contraceptive coverage bill

http://beta.argusleader.com/article/20100223/UPDATES/100223055

SD House kills food tax bill

http://beta.argusleader.com/article/20100223/UPDATES/100223050

SD House passes bill to protect police dogs

http://beta.argusleader.com/article/20100223/UPDATES/100223007/-1/updates

Cheney at CPAC: Obama ‘One-Term’ President

http://newsmax.com/InsideCover/cheney-cpac-obama-2012/2010/02/18/id/350265

Today was a good day to be an EggBert Family POW (Power Of Weiner) Man & for the registered Republican men in the Senior Wee-Wee state of SD. 

POW, SPROING, BOINK, WHACK…

Sincerely,

EggBert & Men of the family (even Granny Gumption agrees with the POW Factor – she knows her place in this world, and she also knows the power of Gramps Grumps’s boiled, fried, grilled, and yes, even his frozen, shriveled, limp, and/or leaky weiner!)

A Hardy Howdy Anti-Homo Boy Scout Hello Handsnake Salute to ya all:

Re: this very PRO-HOMO fundge packer-backer blogger’s Queer & Crooked plea for a more GAY-er Boy Scout Program  (ICKY-POOH!)

( http://cookross.typepad.com/cook_ross_blog/2010/02/boyscouts.html )

ALERT: DO NOT ALLOW THEM IN OUR TENTS AND DO NOT LET THE U.S. BOY SCOUTS BECOME LESS MORALLY STRAIGHT THAN THEY ALREADY ARE BY ALLOWING GAY-BAIT BOY SCOUTS THAT ARE QUEERS & FAGGOTS!  Well, at least most EggBert Family members (hard to tell about Nathan Jane, she-nephew) were raised equally Morally Straight AND non-Queerly Crooked while in the Boy Scout program. The Proof is in the Scout Oath Puddin’ – Below are EggBert Family photos of past Non-GAY Cub Scout, WeeWeeBelows, Boy Scout 1) knot-kinking & rope-escape merit badge assignments, 2) PineWoody weenie roast derbies, 3) greased-up patrol leader & wet-uniform contests, and 4) hot & sweaty-steamy Summer overnight campfire adventures, etc.  SEE EGGBERT FAMILY (MORALLY STRAIGHT) BOY SCOUT PHOTOS BELOW:

Scout Oath (or Promise)

On my honor I will do my best

To do my duty to God and my country

and to obey the Scout Law;

To help other people at all times;

To keep myself physically strong,

mentally awake, and morally straight.

Sincerely,

EggBert & family (and a cast of millions up on millions of Morally Straight Boy Scouts across America and below the collapsed Senior WeeWee Restaurants where we all live in non-Queerly Crooked weenie happiness…)

Hi there:  Happy Valentine’s Day, baby-makin’ machines!

Now that our local & national political leaders are seriously & truly GOIN’ PRO-LIFE this year, the EggBert Family (still holed up happily underneath the ground below Senior Wee Wee’s Restaurant as the weenie juice flows mingles nicely with the city’s decaying sewer system) is HOT Doggone excited for the future of PRO-LIFE mankind & their weenie production…

PRO-LIFE, first and foreskin-most, serves the grand purpose of the continuance & sustainability of MAN’s weiner (only pretty much needing the women’s baby-making orifices & monthly and bloody “MEN-STRONG” period to help things along, – period.)

In honor of Valentine’s Day 2010, we (the EggBert family, our Lord Jesus & his pretty cool dad, along with employees & patrons of Senior Wee Wee’s, a lovely place where you can purchase juicy, orgasmy weenies & such that are all fried, boiled, grilled, broiled, spammed, microwaved, toasted, baked, scrambled, quiched, pureed, injected, stroked, frozen, splayed, shiskabobed, weaved, licked, knitted, poked, sucked, touched, sauteed, head-butted, sprinkled, squeezed, vibrated, etc.) have spent the past many weeks down here debatin’ ABORTION issues (Pro-Lifers vs. Anti-Americans, who ironically should’ve been aborted years ago – WTF!!!) and we have come up with a new definition of PRO-LIFE for our city, state, and national leaders:  

PRO-LIFE is God’s Commandment to go forth and multiply the weiners of the world; it means procreation; makin’ whoopie HOT Doggie style; gettin’ funky with the monkey, having the interaction of MAN’s weenie conjunktified with the female’s baby-making parts, which include, but is not limited to, the women’s deliciously intoxicating watermelons & hairy, stinky yet yummy lower-extremities covered by the hot & steamy brassiere & panty –  with the sole purpose of creating GREAT multiples of babies with weenie sparm-juice & ovum-oven orifices!!!

IF one does NOT follow this PRO-LIFE platform, or if they engage INCORRECTLY with any type of independent & defiant freedom of choice of conception (especially by the female) in the act of sexual deviations in wasting weiner juice or ovum-oven crumbs by 1) using birth control to suffocate or spill sparm, 2) masturbating via mechanical device or phsical grab-hold, or 3) polluting the ovum-oven with meaningless abortion-type material that only serves under-the-table scraps to the Hound in Hell, then you can just go STICK IT, you atheistesticularly anti-LIFE frankfurter-hating, abortionistic liberal freaks!!!

Sincerely,

EggBert (who also thinks all hand- lotions, paper napkins, and clothes-hangers should be outlawed)

My site was spammed yesterday but should be fine now, just in case check here:

http://www.eset.com/onlinescan/

This art was inspired by this song

Well, Howdy Hi-Hi, fellow hot bloggers:

The EggBert Family has been through quite the adventurous ordeal since last we encountered each other’s yummy-yum weenie-eating ways wayyyyy back on the Lord’s Day, Dec. 6th, 2009.

If ya all remember, after having had our beloved Republican SAVIOR, Sarah Palladin, sign her new “Gone Ragged” book for us at Barn’s & NoBalls in Sioux Falls, we high-tailed it over to our local Senior WeeWee Weiner Restaurant ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ7CVSTIgTo ) to sign Palladin’s daughter’s lover Levi’s weiner. 

Well, as you can imagine, since God does indeed work in mysterious Senior WeeWee Weiner ways, things there turned out in our Weiner Winner Flavorable Way!!!  As the entire EggBert family waited in the mile-long line full of mostly hungry & drooling SD GOOP (Grand Old Omniscient Party) Levi-Weiner-Lovers, we figured as much that we oughta prove our EggBert manhood & womenhood by making our best EggBert family attempt to conquest The Great Senior WeeWee Weiner Upchuck Challenge ( http://senorwiener.com/ ), thus, rightly earning yet another EggBert family legacy by having succeeded in becoming the first family of Winning Weeny-Eaters to be mounted on The Senior WeeWee Weiner Wall of Frankfarting Fame.

 Alas, as we chowed down on the many delightful, delicious, & wonderful Senior WeeWee Weiner’s weenies while waiting – the whole freakin’ house of franks collapsed (presumably under the massive weight of Senior WeeWee Weiners’ many fried, boiled, & grilled weenies along with the throngs of Levi-Loving weenies in line to sign Levi’s GOOPY – Grand Old Omniscient Party’s Yummer – weenie) into a Greasy Pit of Weeny Wonder…all of which the liberal-leanin’ local media failed to report (the bastardly hippies). Thank God we survived the past 2 months of underground weeny wonder because we had plenty of weiner to munch, cold & firm waffle fries to enjoy in various doggie-style positions to bide the time, Levi’s abstinence-first love-making tips, & a wireless laptop so we could all pleasure ourselves for days on-end (or “end-on-and-in-end,” as neighbor, Creamy Nugent, likes to put it or have it put) playing the meaningful internet game of “Help our beloved former President George Bush with his employment now that he was ILLEGALLY booted out of our White House by a Black O’BUMMER Liberal weenie Loser”  http://www.gamesheep.com/game/hot-dog-bush/?act=PlayNow

TODAY, February 2nd, 2010 – GROUND HOG DAY - (THOUGH WE HAVE NOW OFFICIALY RENAMED it GROUND HOT HOG DOG DAY) – all of us – 1) the entire EggBert family, 2) the illustrious & highly-educated Senior WeeWee Weiner staff, & 3) the entire Levi’s Weiner-Loving GOOPers - AND our long-lost relative, Frankfurterfarter Harry Dickie Willie John Thomas Goofenstein, the Fourth (our Step-Half-Cousin Twice-Removed) 

who, coincidentally, we discovered in the bottom of the weeny pit – POPPED up our heads on this cold, wintery day, saw O’BUMMER’s “DARK” shadow, & rightfully so decided to return to the safe confines of the sewers of Sioux Falls & the greasy weenie pit of Senior WeeWee’s Gorged Restaurant – where we all will remain: buried, boiled, fried, & grilled – for the next 3 years, or at least, until the GOOPY weiner, once again, RISES…

Sincerely,

EggBert & family, the entire Senior WeeWee Weiner Staff,  Levi’s weiner-loving SD GOOP fans, & most importantly, Levi & his weiner

This could be good news or bad news for Sioux Falls, depends how you look at it;

The John Morrell & Co. plant in Sioux City, Iowa, will close this spring, according to a copyright story on the Sioux City Journal’s Web site.

It could mean the Sioux Falls plant will be closing to, or it could mean expansion. I spoke with a 20 year retired Morrell’s employee a few weeks ago and asked him what he thought. He pretty much said the Sioux Falls plant is a money maker and doesn’t see the sense in closing it because they produce value added products (I think I got that right) it is pretty much vacuum packed meat that has a shelf life of 60 days.

It will be interesting to watch this story develop.