May I make a suggestion on the New First Puppy?

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On CNN this morning a lady suggested a Boston Terrier because they are the first American Breed, and always look classy. Kirin Chetry said she has one, but suggested it would’nt be a good idea because they are so hyper. BUT, Boston’s are great with young children and would keep the Obama girls very busy. They are also very friendly unlike GW Bush’s current rabid dog who bites reporters (I think GW dropped him on his head one too many times). I will be elated if they choose a Boston, but as one person also suggested a dog from a shelter may be the best choice.

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14 Thoughts on “May I make a suggestion on the New First Puppy?”

  1. hosepheffer on November 7, 2008 at 7:26 am said:

    Hopefully if they choose a Boston for the ‘first-dog’ he is one that is more refined then Sodapop. It’s one thing for reporters to get bit, but tho get pissed on and endlessly humped, this might cause the press to decry the Boston, or worse the Obamas.

  2. tgrindadams on November 7, 2008 at 7:30 am said:

    The new first dog…a lipstick wearing pitbull named Sarah, of course. With $150K in accessories, and a rubber toy model of the constitution to chew on and destroy.

    Shrub’s dog is still having withdrawals from the alcohol, thus putting him a bad mood. Doesn’t man’s best friend party with his owner?

  3. tgrindadams on November 7, 2008 at 7:31 am said:

    Um, your dog pees on you? Wtf!?!

  4. l3wis on November 7, 2008 at 7:34 am said:

    May I suggest a female Boston . . .

  5. Angry Guy on November 7, 2008 at 7:42 am said:

    Yeah, Soda is great with kids… I’m going to find that picture of how great he was with Ian at the Barkey-Q a few years back.
    The Obamas should get a bigger dog… like a Labradoodle. I hear they don’t shed… BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

    “Bitches & Toms” is the only way to go with pets.

  6. Ghost of Dude on November 7, 2008 at 7:42 am said:

    Female dogs hump too. It’s more of a dominance thing than a sex thing.
    Sorta like prison…

  7. l3wis on November 7, 2008 at 7:44 am said:

    Yeah, Bostons shed very little, and you never see it unlike curly dogs who hide under the kitchen table . . .

  8. Angry Guy on November 7, 2008 at 8:26 am said:

    She hides because she is shy. She is a product of Angry Guy’s K9 school of TERROR and DOMINANCE!
    Also, that picture doesn’t do Sodapop’s head justice. You also can’t tell how you file his claws down to evil little points.
    I kid.. I kid.

  9. l3wis on November 7, 2008 at 8:44 am said:

    Pedi-Paws! He loves that commercial.

  10. hosepheffer on November 7, 2008 at 8:52 am said:

    Humping to show dominance is one thing, but Sodapop is more like obsessive compulsive, or possibly addicted.

  11. l3wis on November 7, 2008 at 9:01 am said:

    Better then being addicted to drugs.

  12. hosepheffer on November 7, 2008 at 10:19 am said:

    or liquor

  13. Johnny Roastbeef on November 7, 2008 at 12:05 pm said:

    Hopefully it will be a rescue.

  14. l3wis on November 7, 2008 at 12:14 pm said:

    I am assuming since he was endorsed by the Humane Society that is will be.

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