Yup, that’s right, our border Czar is only doing a video address at the dinner tomorrow night because we don’t have a CAVA. Apparently since this was a personal speaking address in which Mr. Homan is likely getting compensated for, he requests all payments be in cash in a CAVA brown paper bag. I guess he rejected a Panera Bread bag alternate offer which lead to his decision to only do a video address.
All kidding aside folks, I find it suspicious that Mr. Homan couldn’t just take a commercial flight to Sioux Falls to make his address in person, blaming the government shutdown on his absence (and a free flight from US taxpayers). This was just a political game played by the GOP to blame Dems for the shutdown. These guys couldn’t even pull off Three-card Monte.
I’m sure when Homan asked Noem’s opinion about South Dakota before the potential visit she said, “Don’t you think there is a reason I have worked so hard my whole life to get the f’ck out of there?”