Yup, that’s right, our border Czar is only doing a video address at the dinner tomorrow night because we don’t have a CAVA. Apparently since this was a personal speaking address in which Mr. Homan is likely getting compensated for, he requests all payments be in cash in a CAVA brown paper bag. I guess he rejected a Panera Bread bag alternate offer which lead to his decision to only do a video address.
All kidding aside folks, I find it suspicious that Mr. Homan couldn’t just take a commercial flight to Sioux Falls to make his address in person, blaming the government shutdown on his absence (and a free flight from US taxpayers). This was just a political game played by the GOP to blame Dems for the shutdown. These guys couldn’t even pull off Three-card Monte.
I’m sure when Homan asked Noem’s opinion about South Dakota before the potential visit she said, “Don’t you think there is a reason I have worked so hard my whole life to get the f’ck out of there?”
“Say, Homan is probably too scared to come to South Dakota, because Noem warned him about the Reservations, and thus he’s worried he could be deported back to Europe”…. 🙂
“Say, and another thing, is this the same dinner where they give out an award that is named after a once-felon convicted of manslaughter?” …. “If so, that’s some crazy shxt” ….. “But then again, we do live in a time when our sitting president has 34 felony convictions coming out of New York and ICE agents are arresting people with the help of unconstitutional racial profiling and without probable cause” ….. ( ….. “Heck, some say that ‘Black Lives Matter,’ which they do, while others say that blue lives matter …. but I also remember when manslaughter mattered, too” …… 🙁 …… ) ……..