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Tue 2 Feb 2010

Oh, gotta love those kooky Republicant’s (H/T – Helga)

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This survey says just how f’ing crazy they really are;

As I’ve mentioned before, I’m putting the finishing touches on my new book, American Taliban, which catalogues the ways in which modern-day conservatives share the same agenda as radical Jihadists in the Islamic  world. But I found myself making certain claims about Republicans that I didn’t know if they could be backed up. So I thought, “why don’t we ask them directly?” And so, this massive poll, by non-partisan independent pollster Research 2000 of over 2,000 self-identified Republicans, was born.

 

Sat 16 Jan 2010

Kinda looks like this elephant doesn’t have much of a trunk (H/T – Helga)

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Long before he was a politician, the Republican candidate vying for Ted Kennedy’s U.S. Senate seat posed nude for the centerfold of Cosmo. Scott Brown won our “America’s Sexiest Man” contest and appeared in the June 1982 issue. In those days he was a 22-year-old law student at Boston College who was cramming for finals just days before stripping down for our photographer.

“Here at Cosmo we’ve had bachelors go on to be actors, models, and reality show stars, so we’re thrilled that one has gone on to become a politician,” says Kate White, Cosmo’s editor in chief. Obviously we know how to pick ’em. This particular bachelor has always had political ambitions and even admitted to being “a bit of a patriot” when we interviewed him.

Compared to some men in the GOP, this politician looks pretty damn good for his age. We bet he still has an amazing body underneath his suit and tie. There have been plenty of pics of our president running around without his shirt, so now that a precedent has been set, we’re hoping to see Scott shirtless again.

 

Thu 14 Jan 2010

Quote of the Day

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“In fact, what we learned in Washington for eight years is that the reason why Republicans hate government so much is because they’re so bad at it.” – Rep. Alan Grayson

 

Wed 18 Nov 2009

The first thing Republicants need to figure out is that our country was founded on democratic secular principles

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What is the best way to ask God to unseat God?

While I find nothing surprising coming out of this forum, this little tidbit threw me for a loop;

The three were civil and restrained from attacking one another. The common theme was defeating Herseth Sandlin.

The event started with the reading of a verse from Psalm 109: “Let his days be few, and let another take his office,” a verse directed at Herseth Sandlin and President Obama.

WTF? There is something Republicants need to learn before they can start bringing people into their fold again; tolerance. Using bible verses as justification to unseat Herseth and Obama is not only ridiculous it proves how desperate they really are. God doesn’t solve your (assumed) problems for you, God gave you a brain to solve your own problems, use it.

 

Thu 5 Nov 2009

The Republican party really needs their members to take a test before they join

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“What do you mean!?!? Virginia is full of liberals! It’s all black people!”

This is the quote I heard from a middle-aged woman from the bar at Minerva’s tonight (while I had my back turned to her talking to a friend about how the media is freaking out about the Republican sweep in Virginia on Tuesday night).

I did not respond, I turned around, chuckled, turned back around and pretended she did not exist. Then when I started talking about substitute teacher pay with my bar mate, she started in again, but I did not turn around and ignored her. After she left, one of the waitresses told me that the lady bitched earlier that FOX News was not playing on the TV. Go Figure.

Here’s the deal, I don’t have a problem with conservative and republican values, I have a problem with stupidity.

 

Mon 19 Oct 2009

We’ve got a rep for that

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Sun 6 Sep 2009

The Republican Theme Song (H/T – Hanten)

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Thu 18 Jun 2009

The GOP outta take there comedy twitter show on the road

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Pretty funny responses. H/T – C & L

 

Tue 2 Jun 2009

SD War College misleading again

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What Pat Powers showed this morning;

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What the poll is actually showing now;

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Is this the kind of campaign we can expect out of Munsterman with Pat running his campaign? The Republicans wonder why people don’t trust them any more. Gee I wonder why?

 

Tue 5 May 2009

The National Council for a New America is doomed

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PALIN CABINET

Doesn’t anybody want my ideas? I read  . . . everything!

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin will be part of the National Council for a New America, an attempt by leaders in Congress and potential 2012 presidential candidates to rebrand the struggling party

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A Plumm Summer release

Need I say more?

 

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