Grumpy Gramps Gump wants to go Helter Skelter!!!

Dear fellow blogsters:

RE: http://www.siouxlandlib.org/News/2009/March/18/fe_seminar

Date: 3/18/2009
From: Siouxland Libraries
Title: Financial Education Seminar at Oak View Library
   
The Oak View Library will host a free financial education seminar on Monday, March 23 from 7 to 8:30 p.m.The topic is Living Within Your Means, and participants will learn about setting financial goals and creating plans for spending and saving. The seminar is presented by the Consumer Credit Counseling Service of Lutheran Social Services.Call 367-8718 to register or with questions.

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After reading this bit of informational news from the Sioux Falls city website, my Gramps Grump Gumption cursed, spit, and growled out, Consarn it, maybe insteada carvin’ up Tate/LaBianca California folks, old man Sioux Falls Mayor Davey Manson oughta attend his own Damn Fancy Pants City Library-hosted finance class & go carve up his own city budget to help out Sioux Falls, SD folks. Of all the fool-darn ironies, sheoot!  Why, I oughta go Helter Skelter on his Ass!”

Of course, we disagreed with him, as we believe our city leaders are already highly knowledgeable in the proper ways of finance, i.e. spending & saving & spending, so we sat there and put up with his stink. But when the old fart was finally finished rantin’ & ravin’, we gave him a Lienenkugal beer, more of his “special” prescription medication, and sent him packin’ to Wednesday night church for confession…  

Sincerely,

EggBert & his fellow BBB (Beer-Bloggin’ Buddies)