The Ugly Table #47

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YES, WE LABEL YOU

(inspired by a recent customer complaint sent to the restaurant I work at)

Bad tippers, we got you down

Complainers, you’re pegged to

Campers that lounge around

and regulars that come to town

People we like and people we despise

we got your number, don’t act surprised.

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 6/28/11

 

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4 Thoughts on “The Ugly Table #47”

  1. Angry Guy on June 28, 2011 at 10:22 am said:

    just an FYI: inform me that management has pegged me as picky & high maintenance, I’ll inform you that they should have also told you that I’m a shitty tipper if the service warrants it.

  2. l3wis on June 28, 2011 at 1:10 pm said:

    LOL! I have nicknames for all the regulars. My favorite is; ‘Well done onion rings, double brocoli, double fries, extra plate.”

  3. yanktonirishred on June 29, 2011 at 1:17 pm said:

    Had nicknames for many as well. Diet coke/Jim Beam Dieter, ranch on the side, how fresh is this…and for the worst customer I have ever dealt with in over 25 years in the food industry, Downtown Vernon Brown and his family…The Fucktards.

  4. l3wis on June 29, 2011 at 2:29 pm said:

    I have never had to wait on him, but have heard similar stories from other servers. Vernon always acts like he knows better, so I can imagine waiting on him would be pure Hell.

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