I couldn’t resist



6 comments ↓

#1 rufusx on 12.09.12 at 2:07 pm

Next thing you know there’s gonna be a scarification, piercing, tatoo parlor opening up in Hartford!!! Holy metropolitan area Batman!!

#2 Detroit Lewis on 12.09.12 at 7:26 pm

Doesn’t anyone think it is ironic that a man with the last name ‘Hickey’ is complaining about kids biting each other’s necks?

Still laughing.

#3 anominous on 12.09.12 at 11:42 pm

Hickey is getting squeamish from a little exsanguination now? What, hasn’t he ever read through the Bible?

#4 Pathloss on 12.10.12 at 3:06 pm

Redwings was close enough for me. I’d drink my urine first. Maybe a little salt and lime.

#5 Detroit Lewis on 12.10.12 at 3:14 pm

PL – This made me laugh 10X harder then the STD suitcase story. Sodapop thought I was dying.

#6 Craig on 12.11.12 at 4:41 pm

Has Hickey ever actually read the Bible?

Deuteronomy 20:10-14
As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace. If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor. But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. When the LORD your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you.

So yea… raping women or possibly even children, enslaving children, murdering men – all that stuff is totally cool bro, but hey if kids want to read some paranormal romance about werewolves and vampires who like to make out, that crap is a clear path to Demontown, USA.