The situation in Haiti is only going to get worse as time goes on. Respiratory illness and infection will kill more people in the coming weeks than the earthquake did.
Take a second away from drinking your morning starbucks & bottled water while reading this stupid blog on your fancy computer which runs on the electricity you take for granted, whip your phone out and text ‘HAITI’ to 90999. This will tack a much needed $10 onto your next wireless bill as a donation to the Red Cross.Â You might have to share a meal next time you eat out at the Texas Roadhouse instead of getting your own texas toothpicks. But it will taste better, trust me.
That is all. Thank you.
There is a great Zombie Walk write up in the Argus Leader today.
There are two corrections I’d like to submit here:
1. The Zombie Walk starts at 6PM, not 5PM as stated in the article. You can get your makeup done by our crew of experts, Get Dead Inc., from 3PM – 5:30PM.
2. There is a 4th band that was omitted. The Blues Bashers are closing out the night.
A great photo spread in Newsweek (filthy liberal rag) about Russia in the early 20th century. Look at all the communists and their fancy buildings! All these pictures have been digitally restored to full color by a bunch of other pinkos.
While you all drool over your communist Motherland, Sally and I will be safe and sound when the day comes and they nuke your asses.
See ya later, fornicators!
Even with the economy in the shitter, alcohol sales are up.Â I felt compelled to share one of my favorite sites on the internetsÂ Â Modern Drunkard MagazineÂ out of Denver. It was THIS POST about how to infiltrate the “drys” that made me chuckle.Â So here’s to all you teetotalers out there making our lives easier by following through and picking up our slack. I tip my glass to you.. or more specifically… away from you.. and down my throat.