Kristi Noem

When a CNN comedy show is making fun of your marital affairs, it’s time to hang it up

Amber’s line, “Now for our next segment; Who’s F’ckn?

I noticed at the beginning of Trump’s 2nd term, the comedians still kind of held back on him and his cabinet, but lately, they have been unloading. It was an open secret for 2 years before anybody in the national media decided to report on Noem’s man activities. What took so long? Finding sources? You could have just showed up to a GOP caucus meeting in Pierre and got more then you know what to do with.

While some may think comedians are too harsh on him and his cabinet, I keep asking the question, ‘When is it going to get harsh?’ There is only one way to fight clowns like this, and it is by shaming them on a historic level. Notice the only one beating up this administration right now isn’t Chuck ‘Flip Phone’ Schumer, it’s comedians. I think a fire was lit a couple of months ago, and I am enjoying the warmth.

Comedians have it good these days, the jokes are writing themselves, they could do standup in a coma and the jokes would still be good.

Noem threatened with Impeachment

Then she leaves the meeting early. I am assuming to change her grandson’s diaper who’s crying was more annoying then the Code Pink protesters at the hearing. And who brings a baby to a congressional hearing? Oh, that’s right, the world’s dumbest person.

She gets hammered and had no place to run, that is why I am assuming she left early, probably to draw up her resignation letter. At least 4 of the reps asked for her resignation during the hearing, and 1 rep threatened to start impeachment hearings on her next week and VOWED to punish her for violating the law in her position as DHS director. I think Kristi dropped a load in her bedazzled panties after that statement and walked out shortly after.

I think she will resign before Trump or Congress can come after her. She isn’t going to stick around to be indicted on Federal Charges, even though she still can be AFTER she resigns.

I warned South Dakotans about her when she first ran for the state house, coining her the ‘Sarah Palin of SD’ and it seems Noem’s nickname has lived up to it. How is Palin these days? LOL. Of course if she does resign it will have little to do with her corrupt racist policies and that she is probably going to try to primary Marion M. Rounds in the Senate. But who knows? Maybe she will become an dental implant spokesperson.

Trump to Ban Androgynous names

I saw this story today, then Trump signed an executive order to ban androgynous names like;

Pat(t) • Jordan • Taylor • Lauren (Loren) • Shannon • Mickey • Scottie • Carrol(l) • Kerry (Carrie, Kari) • Leslie (Leslee) • Lynn • Shawn (Sean, Sion, Shaun) and if you are a Johnny Cash fan . . . Sue.

I am kidding of course, or am I?

There is a part of me that is really bummed about a president who has lost his mind (current and previous) but you have to admit the pettiness is unrelenting and so ridiculous it is comical. Watching cabinet meetings is like watching ‘One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest’. The Crazy part is they would probably have better policy ideas. Heck, a pimple on a teen’s ass would have better policy ideas.

Speaking of pettiness, I think I will be hosting a SouthDacola Fest to celebrate the termination of the dumbest person on earth and current DHS director. I guess she is preparing for the termination by buying a home in Yankton (or maybe she is trying to help out her nephew who lives there that just got a DUI?) DEPORT HIM! WE DON’T WANT THAT KIND OF STUPID GARBAGE IN OUR COUNTRY!

It will be fun to watch a Fox News pundit from the basement of a Crankton Home Studio. I wouldn’t be surprised if she already signed her Fox News contract, probably did it at the Mexican Restaurant in Watertown (that kind of sounds like an oxymoron, but ironically most small cities in SD have a Mexican Restaurant ran by an immigrant family, and usually it is best restaurant in town. Yankton has one of the best in the state, this is probably why her husband chose the place, because racists really are that thick).

DHS Secretary Noem, just another ‘Aisle Roller’

I saw this story, and it didn’t surprise me one bit;

Ostentatious religiosity is often an attempt to overcompensate for some decidedly less-divine behavior. The Trump administration’s draconian deportation regime’s defending such evil with Bible verses is a recent example of this timeless tradition.

The second hype video mirrors the first. Dark images of militaristic immigration enforcement actions are paired with Proverbs 28: “The wicked flee when no man pursueth; but the righteous are bold as a lion.”

The ‘Dumbest Person on Earth’ is now in the national spotlight, the MSM is catching on to how much of an ignorant fool she is, but her Bible-Bumping ways is rearing it’s head. All the media needs to do is go back 13 years ago to see Noem’s involvement with a church that loves to roll in the aisle, speak in tongues and generally take parishioners money for their own profit;

Noem reports a combined total of $15,833 in salary from 3 different sources $6,000 from her SD legislative gig, $8,833 from something called Family Worship Center and $1,000 from Noem Family Insurance in Bryant.

If the MSM wants a real story on Noem, they need to contact the Mitchell Daily Republic about the initial story in 2012, and ask about her involvement with a kook church called Foursquare. While I was raised Catholic and Lutheran I am agnostic now, but I believe church gave me a good basis for my faith and I still believe in a creator, and I just leave it at that. While I think most if not all religious doctrines (not just the Bible) are fictional tales with some historical references to prophets, the New Testament is a great guide on how to be a good person and has tons of great advice on how to treat your neighbor, where it gets weird is when people flop on the floor like fish after reading basically a self-help book. I will defend my Christian friends and their right to worship how they wish, it is guaranteed in our Constitution and 1st Amendment, what I won’t defend is kook politician who bastardize religious text to justify their racism, apathy and violence towards immigrants. There is a bigger story here MSNBC, are you going to pursue it or are you gonna let the ‘Dumbest Person on Earth’ continue her Holy War against immigrants?