Best ‘TOKEN’ of 2008 Election Cycle; Piper Palin

I’ll have to admit, even though I think Sarah is dumber then jellied moose nose (yes they eat that shit in Alaska) I have been quite impressed with her daughter Piper. She is like a miniature, female GW Bush. Do whatever, whenever, who cares, I’m cute (spit combing her little bro’s hair and waving to the booing Philly Flyer fans, comes to mind). Sarah knows it to, that’s why you see Piper by her side anytime the MSM trys to ask her questions. You can’t ask hard questions when someone has there grade school aged child standing by your side.

So Piper, without little fanfare, I congratulate you on your award.


#1 Anon on 11.03.08 at 8:46 am

Stuff could be said about Obamas’s rugrats, but that would be racist.

#2 l3wis on 11.03.08 at 8:48 am

Um, at least he doesn’t use them as a shield.

#3 Anon on 11.03.08 at 10:04 am

Yeah, and come to think of it, Obama’s rugrat called her daddy out when they were paraded out at the Dem Lovefest in Denver. Obama didn’t even know the difference between Kansas City and St. Louis, but the kid did.

#4 l3wis on 11.03.08 at 10:13 am

Pretty funny how Obama’s kids are smarter then Governor ‘Punk’d on the Radio by a Canadian’ Palin.

#5 Angry Guy on 11.03.08 at 11:14 am

I like how he tells her its a crank call, and she just asks which station.

#6 Ghost of Dude on 11.03.08 at 11:16 am

Bush got punked by canadians too back in 2000. Someone asked if he would sit down and meet with Prime Minister Jean Poutine. Bush said he’d love to.
Look up “Poutine” on wiki if you don’t know what it is. To his credit, Bush then used the interview for some self-depricating humor on his next trip to Canada saying that he was disappointed not to get to talk with Mr. Jean Poutine.

#7 l3wis on 11.03.08 at 12:16 pm

I’ll give Bush credit for one thing, at least he ‘thinks’ he is funny.