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Have I mentioned I thank God every day Sarhoid Palin was not elected


What a joke.


Biofuels & Hillbilly Alaskans

Finally someone in this country has gotten a clue about cellulosic biofuels;

RAPID CITY — KL Energy Corp. says it will work with a Brazilian company on a process to make cellulosic biofuels from sugarcane bagasse and straw feedstock.

Governor Moose Drool scares Levi?

King: So what happened?

Johnston: I don’t know what happened. I think somewhere along the lines, we just weren’t hitting it off anymore and…

King: But they won’t let you see your kid?

Johnston: No. I can go over there and see him. But it’s kind of an uncomfortable thing for me to go over there. You know, I want to be able to take him and do that kind of thing, go do the father thing with him and I can’t.

King: Why can’t you?

Johnston: You know, I’m not sure.

King: Do you have a lawyer?

Johnston: No.

King: Why not?

Johnston: We’re not in a big fight with the Palins. I still like the family very much. I think we can work things out. I don’t think either one of us want to go to lawyers and try to fight for custody and stuff like this.

King: But then why can’t you take your baby for a weekend?

Johnston: I don’t know.

King: But you’re not interested in finding out legally why you can?

Johnston: I am. If it keeps going like this, I think we’re going to have to. …

King: Now, [upon] further reflection, you might have a lawyer?

Johnston: Yes, I do.

Well, that was an indepth interview, huh?

King: We told the Palin camp that Levi Johnston would be our guest tonight and asked for a comment. We got this response today from Megan Stapleton, the Palin family spokesperson: “Bristol is focused on going to college, raising Tripp and advocating abstinence.”

How do you advocate abstinence when you are a unwed teenage mother? Have I mentioned I thank God everyday that Sarah wasn’t elected?

Have I mentioned I thank God everyday she wasn’t elected VP?


David Shuster talks to Margaret Carlson about whether there is any legal basis for the request by Sarah Palin and the Alaskan state Republican party for a special election. Apparently they think Uncle Ted Stevens should have a chance to win his seat back and that Mark Begich should resign.

It seems Sarhoid’s family has other troubles to;


Sarah Palin‘s sister-in-law is accused of breaking into a house not once, but twice to steal money.

Anchorage police say Diana Palin was arrested Thursday after she allegedly broke into a house where the gun-toting homeowner was waiting. She faces two counts of felony burglary and misdemeanor counts of criminal trespass and theft.

What a hick!

That’s one spendy turkey

$225: The winning bid for the turkey seen being slaughtered in the background during an Alaska TV station’s interview with Governor Moose Drool. (Source: Playboy Magazine)

Governor Moose Drool has a case of Daschl-itis

Taxes – Smaxes, who cares, look how damn cute I am

Well it least it wasn’t for limo or donkey service;

(CNN) – Alaska officials have told Gov. Sarah Palin she must pay back taxes on the thousands of dollars she received in state per diem funds while living at her home in Wasilla.

The Washington Post first reported last September that Palin had billed the state for nearly $17,000 worth of meals and other living expenses while staying in her own home during the first 19 months of her administration, even though the official governor’s residence is in Juneau.

Oops! “What taxes do you pay, Governor?” “None of them!”

And here is a touching video about how her daughter is just gonna have to buck up. Sarhoid also talks about all of Bristol’s grandparents helping out with the new baby. Wondering how Levi’s mom is gonna help with daycare while sitting in the clink?

Have I mentioned I thank God everyday this dingbat was not elected?

Gov. Moose Drool has Mike Rounds syndrome

Rocky, it seems when you are a governor, you are expected to work and pay attention.

Syndrome symptoms include; ignoring the ecomony for months and the citizen needs of the state. Brought on by poor management skills and catering to special interest groups.

South Dakota has it’s very own Sarah Palin. Great!

You betcha I was a snow queen!

So I’m watching Doug Lund’s favorite TV station last night while practicing drums and listening to the litany of State Representatives comment to a reporter about Rounds’ budget (BS) address, which Heidepriem called a “Wasted opportunity.” or more like a wasted politician. Then all of sudden, Sarah Palin pops on screen. Yeeeeeeeoooooowwwwwww! It scared the living crap out of me. It’s like she won’t go away, now she is telling SD what to do!

Nope, it’s representative Kristi Noem from Castlewood (where is that anyway?). So I look her up;

Noem, 34, lives with her husband, Bryon, and three children, Kassidy, Kennedy, and Booker, on a ranch near Castlewood. She ranches, raising Angus cattle and showing Quarter Horses. She is a retired farmer and hunting lodge owner. She is a business woman whose experience includes managing a restaurant and administering a blog for a national publication. Kristi is a published writer and public speaker. She is currently a media consultant and public relations liason for a company located in Colorado.

A retired farmer? Huh? Don’t we have enough of them in Pierre, or is that lawyers, I can’t remember.

Well Kristi, keep up the good work, maybe Sarah will ask you to run with her in 2012, just don’t mention you have a blog. Nice layout BTW.

Gov. Moose Drool wins something this year besides a headless turkey and a high school dropout preggo daughter

Biggest Wingnut of the year! Congrats Sarah!

H/T – Crooks and Liars

(PS- Hustler also honored her with a porno. Who’s nailin’ Paylin)

Sorry, not gonna link it – you own the googles.

Gov. Moose Drool may get more then a bastard grandchild and a drug dealing future mother-in-law in 2008

Everyone deserves an award.