When you say you want to be a better person, do you mean:
Medically (or biologically)
Physically
Spiritually
Economically
Mentally
Honestly
Musically
Artistically
Politically
or just to be a better driver?
Charles Luden • 1-3-11 • at Michelle’s
Speaking of bad drivers. I had a beauty this morning. On a 45 mph street a rusted out mid 90s Honda Accord sans exhaust system decided it was a perfect opportunity to pull out in front of everyone and slow traffic to a much more relaxing 15mph.
Not 30 in a 45.
Not 20 in a 45.
15 flipping miles an hour…with the occasional bump up to around 17.
To make matters worse, about 20 seconds into their journey they thought it an ample time to chuck out a lit cigarette which politely bounced off the roadway. Since that part of town was clearly too clean already I really had to give them a hats off on this one.
The trifecta came when I looked at their collection of bumper stickers on the rear decklid and noticed the prominent “Steve Hickey” sticker.
That seemed about right.
I think you have the workings of another poem.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Was Snooki with her crew
Last night at the W?