Local news funnies

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I love it when these slip by on live news, luckily they replay online so Detroit can screenshot. As Jerry Seinfeld would say, ‘And you want to be my latex salesman!’

Posted in: Humor, Media, Satire, Sioux Falls

6 Thoughts on “Local news funnies”

  1. Very Stable Genius on January 11, 2022 at 10:25 pm said:

    But here is the best local media blooper of all time:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4axgGh-o6w

    Then there was also that time (2006 or 07) on KDLT or KSFY when the RHS football bus coming back from RC had a little to much fun with a female high school fan and the anchorwomen read the summons complaint involving activities on that bus, where she fully uttered the “BJ” word. (What?! Shocking!!)

    I also remember in the early 1990s, when a weekend crew at KDLT, I think, where doing a story about a recent local Rhodes Scholar recipient. Except, the backdrop for the story showed a black road with white markers and a caption which read: “Road Scholar”. True story. I am not kidding. I guess not everyone can be a “Roads” Scholar, huh?

    But let’s not also forget about this Holiday cheer either:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liiDghmMC7Q

    But I guess we are all human, right?

    ( and Woodstock adds: “Ya, they were definitely ‘human’ on that bus trip”…. “Did they win the game, too?”…. )

  2. l3wis on January 11, 2022 at 11:02 pm said:

    All I can think is strap ons with condoms. Must be double safe.

  3. Fear & Loathing in Sioux Falls on January 11, 2022 at 11:37 pm said:

    That’s called redundancy in the aerospace industry. Best to be safe. Because if your altitude begins to collapse, it offers one last chance to get it going again. #MileHighClub #TeenyHighBallBottles #Cleared4Take-off #TurbulenceAhead #Prepare4Landing #Airstrip #Gate69

  4. Watching from the Deep South on January 12, 2022 at 1:22 pm said:

    “All I can think is strap ons with condoms. Must be double safe.”

    Is that the same as wearing two masks?

  5. Just how Deep are you? on January 12, 2022 at 6:57 pm said:

    Masks are meant to protect others from you. Condoms are meant to protect each other. A strap-on with a mask, however, would look like Pinocchio in a pandemic.

  6. LJL on January 15, 2022 at 9:16 am said:

    Now this is funny. Nice!

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