Yeah, I know, another story about a crackhead stealing cars and wrecking crap, but this part about made me piss my pants;
the Impala was found abandoned at a convenience store near Russell Street and Minnesota Avenue. The suspect then allegedly stole a Sioux Area Metro bus that had been left running at that location.
What was the SFPD telling residents a few months ago? Something about leaving a running vehicle at a C-Store? The crazy part is can you imagine if their were patrons on the bus? And why would you have to keep your bus running in the Summer? I bet that was the biggest pink slip the schitty of SF ever delivered.
“But Sir, it was a crackhead who stole my bus.” Manager; “Exactly.” “Can I least get a reference?” Manager; “Sure. I heard Get N’ Go is hiring a parking lot attendant.”
“Say, in his defense, maybe that Meth Boy thought that idling bus was a hybrided version of the on-demand program we have here in this town, huh?”….. #MethTours #MethBus #TakeTheBusGus