Over the next month kids at area elementary schools will compete in ‘Booger Battle’. The inaugural event will judge students boogers on categories: size, color, shape, and smell.
A local superintendent said, “They do this all over the country, especially in Red States and the results have been varying.”
They expect the competition to generate an estimated $0 in economic impact.
Back in 2001, when George Carlin was at the Washington Pavilion, he claimed he saved all of his boogers in plastic sleeves, like the type baseball card enthusiasts use, then puts the sleeves in three-ring notebooks so he could marvel at them at times and show others….
He was here like just less than two weeks after 9/11, and it was the first time I heard a celebrity or comedian joke about 9/11, the federal government, terrorism, and Osama bin Laden. It was the one laughter during his appearance that was limited, shall we say 🙂
I have heard that the Christian elementary schools will not be participating in this, however, but instead will be working together to reenact the Crusades.
Will there be a distinction between the sexes, and if so, how will this impact the transgender kids’ ability to show off their newfound boogers? #NewsomeCanYouHelp?