This is from 2006, but it’s too funny.
A martini is not a martini without an olive.
That, at least, is the thinking of a true connoisseur.
And to Siouxland residents, many of whom consider themselves connoisseurs of fine food, a city is not a city without an Olive Garden. So as of Monday, Sioux City becomes a real city.
Well who wouldn’t be excited about an Olive Garden with ample parking!
Hat Tip = http://www.lindsayism.com/
Heh. I see what you did there.
Hillary Clinton hit a home run for herself and Obama tonight with her speech. Flipping through the channels after the speech I found myself watching Fox news listening to Karl Rove.
“She did a great speech” -Karl Rove
“But Bill Kristol said it wasn’t an endorsement” -Fox News Talking Head
“I don’t agree with that, she hit all the points she needed to” -Karl Rove
I agree with Karl Rove.
The rivers of Hell turn to ice tonight. I’m sure of it.
“I don’t want a political label, but Obama bears traits that resemble the anti-Christ and I’m scared to death that un-educated people will ignorantly vote him into office. My mom likes him because his children are well dressed!”
I guess it wasn’t an act. She really is stupid.
You can read more crazy on Victoria Jackson’s Blog.
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