September 2008

What, are you chicken? McChicken?… I know there’s a joke there somewhere….

McSame wants to postpone the debates? WTF?

If ever there was a time for Obama and McSame to debate and shed some light on their economic policies in front of the entire nation, it would be now. Our country is about to go belly up economically, and Johnny wants to hide in Washington. While you’re at it why don’t you print more worthless money to honor some dead guy we already know everyhting about.

What a waste…. I think the Feds should just say that everything gets rounded up to the nickel, and make pennies worth $.025… Stimulating?

“Dear Lord Jesus help me get out of Wasilla”

I asked two Alaskan friends of mine to weigh in on governor Palin, this is from the one who lives in Seward which is east of Anchorage on the Southern coast.

I’ve had so many people email asking about Sarah the Beautiful.  Unfortunately, they think she would make a great VP.  I guess they don’t care if she has any experience.   

 

She would be a great candidate if we were voting for the Queen (beauty queen).  Will Todd give up his title as 1st Dude to be the husband of a VP?  What was I thinking…Sarah has never settle for being #2…maybe we should, “Rite her in for President”.  I’d love to joke about Sarah, but I’m really too scared.  How stupid are Americans to believe that she has experience because she has been the mayor of one of the larger communities in Alaska?  Does the rest of the USA realize that she was the mayor of Wasilla…a town of about 6,000 people…a town that is referred to as “Valley Trash” since it is part of the Mat-Su valley and there is garbage everywhere.  There are bumper stickers here that say “Dear Lord Jesus help me get out of Wasilla”.  To understand the humor in this, all you have to do is try to drive through this little cluster flip of a community.  You’ve got to love her foreign policy experience of living close to Russia…wow.  That’s my 2 cents.

 

Why did we give this guy back his Driver’s license?

Gawwwwwwwwwwd I don’t like this guy! I have always said that we should have never 1) given Janklow his law license back (anyone who commits a felony shouldn’t be allowed to practice law) and 2) should have never given his DL back. He can’t even backup his manure spreader in a parking lot correctly – and of course to him it is no big deal as usual;

“it left only a tiny mark.”

Well, Billiam, you left a mark on South Dakota, a big long brown streak across the underware of our reputation. Please go away, for the sake of all South Dakotans.

UPDATE: Imagine that? Janklow is a liar. Get out!