It’s a turn of events so poetic that even I couldn’t have made fiction of it. Phat Phouch, moderator of “Dakota War College,” self-styled “best political blog in South Dakota,” can dish it out, but he can’t take it.

PP says, “I see Northern Valley Beacon can dish it out, but can’t take it.
Posted by PP at the SDWC at June 17, 2009

“After I pointed out his own foibles, I see NVB’s holier than though blogger, David Newquist yanked my comment about his latest in bloviating pontification.”

The petulant phat phoucktard, Pat Powers (as his unfortunate parents designated him, and who apparently thinks that using “bloviating pontification” as a literary device means he’s smart), regularly jerks comments from his own blog’s stupid topic strings that offend his sense of self-importance.

I also notice that the stupid bastard can’t even spell “thou,” even though (note spelling thereof) I assume the overweight mackerel snapping real estate salamander has at least a passing acquaintance with the only commonly-used book still in circulation that uses that word about 60 times per page.

Ever since the exchange over his “10 Ignorant Stupid Fucking Questions” game, posed to me in 2006 (The cheap sonofabitch never even sent me the t-shirt that he admits he owes me.), I’ve been asking him a question: “Who owns you?.” He has either ignored the question or deleted it. Even a phat phoucktard can sometimes spot a situation that might lead him to have to defend a philosophical position based on absence of principles.

He finally “comments” answered the question. “Not a soul,” Phat Phouch says. He has refused to post my follow-ups to his empty answer.

Can he dish it out? Lamely. Can he take it? Well, when one bases his entire reason for being on placing one’s nose as close as possible to the asshole of what one considers power, one also has a tendency to go “ayiyiyiyiyi” whenever one is challenged on one’s stupid moronic weasel-sucking remarks.

Thank you, Phat Phouck, for providing one more example of the emptiness of the moral pretense of what you call a political philosophy (evan thou I no yew cain’t spail it).

10 Thoughts on “Newland Update; Phuck PeePee

  1. l3wis on June 18, 2009 at 7:20 pm said:

    I think Munsterman owns him now.

    Ever notice they have the same torso? Weird.

  2. Bob Newland on June 18, 2009 at 7:37 pm said:

    Might be a little more readable if you incorporated the hyperlinks in the traditional manner. Thanks for puttin’ it up.

    BTW, I have titled it: “Throwin’ Stones From a Glass House”

  3. Jackson on June 18, 2009 at 8:26 pm said:

    Bloviating pontification is the act of giving blow jobs to the pope.

  4. Angry Guy on June 19, 2009 at 6:12 am said:

    Should you be throwing stones at PP about spelling?

  5. l3wis on June 19, 2009 at 6:18 am said:

    You should know by now Bob, it’s about controlling the message NOT the truth when it comes to the SD GOP.

    BTW – I didn’t know Fuck could be spelled so many different ways.

  6. Randall on June 19, 2009 at 8:35 am said:

    LOL Jackson @8:26

  7. Lenny on June 19, 2009 at 8:41 am said:

    I may be wrong, but it appears as if FF has removed South Dacola from his blog feed in response to this.

  8. l3wis on June 19, 2009 at 9:01 am said:


  9. l3wis on June 19, 2009 at 11:33 am said:

    It still surprises me that PP is Munsterman’s campaign manager. He obviously has no clue how South Dakotans vote. For instance, what if a Republican who is a Herseth supporter, also is thinking about voting for Munsterman, then they go to PP’s blog and read all the bullshit he writes about her. Would they still be willing to vote for Munsterman?

    I’m not delusional, I know some people are turned off by what I say here, but I’m not stupid enough to believe that I could get away with slamming politicians for two years straight and then turning around and working for one.

    Jon Lauck must be PP’s hero.

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