X-Tian doesn’t like BJ’s or the 1st Amendment

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The 1st Amendment doesn’t guarantee you will get a hummer, but it doesn’t stop you from asking.

This letter to the editor made my week, on many levels;

I saw in a Wal-Mart parking lot a bumpersticker that said “I Love Jesus” with “Jesus” crossed out and “Blowjobs” written in over it. As a Christian I found these totally offensive so who do I sue, press charges against or government official do I talk to to get these offensive views off the streets?

Trust me, bub, there is a lot of neo-con, rightwinger, x-tians I would love to sue over some of the BS they spew, but guess what, the first amendment gives us the right to ‘offend’ each other, whether you like it or not.

Now why don’t you go get a BJ and relax.



12 comments ↓

#1 Ghost of Dude on 07.31.09 at 11:23 am

She could stage a mass protest that results in several deaths while holding a sign that says ‘behead those who insult Jesus”. Or she could send death threats to the creator of that bumper sticker.
Oh wait, that sounds more like the other Abrahamic religion – no, the other, other one.

#2 Costner on 07.31.09 at 11:26 am

A day doesn’t go by that I’m not amazed at the utter stupidity of my fellow Americans. To think someone would actually write such a letter just makes me want to slam my face against a brick.

#3 Angry Guy on 07.31.09 at 11:34 am

Cost, for a second I thought you were going to say you wanted to slam your face against something else entirely.

#4 l3wis on 07.31.09 at 11:35 am

I am going to play the devil’s advocate here (no pun intended) and can understand how he was offended, BUT, as an American he has no freaking clue about the 1st amendment and religious freedom. I might right a letter to the editor, that as a deist, I am offended by people who wear ‘JESUS’ shirts. Who do I sue?

#5 hossenpheffer on 07.31.09 at 12:03 pm

WWJS

who would jesus sue?

#6 The Minuteman on 07.31.09 at 12:42 pm

Should have waited for the owner and given him a fistful of free speech.
Godless heathens!

#7 Jackson on 07.31.09 at 3:09 pm

Or give the bumper-sticker editor a BJ after extracting a promise that he will delete the offending word. Actions speak louder than words.

#8 lewis on 07.31.09 at 5:21 pm

Jackson, not sure what you are saying, but I laughed anyway.

#9 redhatterb on 07.31.09 at 6:24 pm

I can’t figure out why some people allegedly get offended over the smallest things. Myself, I wonder if the letter writer was just being a “wise guy.” I wonder what he/she would think of the items I have seen that says “three wise guys, really!” I think it is kind of funny and have been tempted to get a wall plaque with the saying on it, but I have more important things to spend my money on.

#10 EggBert on 07.31.09 at 7:52 pm

Howdy Hi, all:

I am not too sure what a 1st Mendment or Bee J. is, however, when Granny Gumption read that particular letter, she ranted and raved about it, cursed the devil, praised Jesus to Dear Heaven, and then locked herself in her basement bathroom/bedroom for approximately 16 minutes with my neice Nellie’s boyfriend, Petey Scwhetty, a jar of Crisco, and a few napkins…

Interesting, huh? Well, Praise the Lord and pass the Napkins!!!

Sincerely,

EggBert and fellow Crisco Christians

#11 Randall on 08.01.09 at 11:27 am

Jesus loved blowjobs too.

#12 Eric on 08.03.09 at 4:33 pm

I get offended by people trying to cram thier religion down other peoples throught. If you want to put up stickers and billboards advertizing your faith or whatever you happen to believe in be prepared for other people to ridicule that belief. I want a bumpersticker that says “I hate bumperstickers!”.