Mr. Sleepy Pants
l3wis What a life.
August 2010
Whittier Park has been a hot mess for over a decade
I lived across the street from the park in 1994(?) The neighborhood wasn’t exactly the best then. In fact my roommate’s car was vandalized a couple of times. Two years ago I had friends that were renting a home 3 blocks North of the park on French Avenue and were fed up with cleaning garbage out of their yard every morning, and the park is even worse. Besides the public urination, the park is littered with garbage because the people who hang out in the park don’t understand the simple freaking concept of garbage cans;
Some African migrants who congregate in the afternoon to play dominoes under a picnic shelter at the park say they have been targeted because of their race.
“We bring our kids here, too,” Deng Davidson said. “When there’s 40 black people playing dominoes and one white lady shows up, maybe they get scared.”
Bullshit. You are being targeted because you are acting like pigs. Don’t care what color you are or what country you come from. In America we don’t tolerate people acting like pigs. It is unacceptable to piss on trees in public and throw your garbage on the ground. I really don’t have a problem with the alcohol use or people playing dominoes, that is what parks are supposed to be used for, recreation, but they are not your personal toilet bowl and garbage can. It is about time the city is cracking down on this park, but it is typical of how the city operates, they tend ignore the lower income neighborhoods until someone bitches loud enough (Pettigrew Heights comes to mind).
Music Club with Abbey Lincoln (RIP)
The vibes on this track are awesome.
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Galynn Huber basically said he will purposely sabotage the snowgate experiment
I was shocked and appalled when I watched this testimony during the informational meeting of Galynn Huber (Street Utility manager for the City of Sioux Falls) talking about using snowgates, you can tell he will do everything in his power to make sure they don’t work.
Don’t be a Negative Nancy.
They do work, if you purchase the right ones. In Canada and Idaho, they have used them up to 48″ of snow. The nice part about them is they help homeowners that live on emergency snow routes and corner lot owners. But Galynn seems hellbent on making sure they don’t work. The irony of his testimony is that he doesn’t mention that most of snow removal is done by private contractors. All you simply have to do is write an ordinance that requires them to use them, in other words, THEY HAVE TO PURCHASE THEM OR THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO REMOVE SNOW FOR THE CITY.
I won’t go into detail about all the BS he spews, just watch him talk about how ‘useless’ they are. It is so fanatical you would think he started his own tea-bagger, anti-snowgate group.
It kind of sounds like he is scared of more responsibility. Boo-Hoo.
Eggbert is back!
Hello Jello, fellow floggers:
The EggBert family & Nugent neighbors has been busy as of late, digging an abscess tunnel from the deliciously scrotumupmtious Senior Weenie Restaurant to our newly opened up family super stubbie shop, Eggbert & Bertha’s (next to Taco Ball just south of 41st & Lester Ave in the Empire Mold shopping area) and subsequently – having set up, prepared, and opened for business In May to serve the masses of Sewer Falls. Unfortunately, we all passed out at approximately 4AM on July 30th, from what we believe to be caused by Granny Gumption’s Turkey Turd Tart Farts. Well, after we awoke this morning from our dreamy (Creamy’s was steamy) & deep comas, we shared our aroma-coma dreams – except for Uncle Rusty & Grampappy Grumps, who both for some reason actually took soapy bubble-scrubbing baths. Anyhew, it seems our dreams consisted of farfetched news stories of sanitary napkins, tampoms, & poopy toads floating inside our drainage & tunnel basements – and if you can believe this part – the entire EggBert family & Nugent neighbors dreamt that our beloved Mayor Mikey Likes It actually ordered the feces of the entire citizenry of Sewer Falls to be pumped into the Sewer River and also officially advised our town’s swampy inhabitants to NOT USE OUR BLADDERS AND BOWELS FOR DAYS ON END whenever it rains…
Thank God, the Father, and the Holy Jeshuiiiit that this was all just a fake sanitary sewer emergency wet dream, and not a REAL sanitary sewer situation…
However, after further discussion amongst ourselves, we decided to begin hoarding our bowels and bladders just because we want to do what’s right & follow our EggBert family & Nugent neighbor wet dreams…
Sincerely,
EggBert & fellow GOP (Goofenstein’s Outhouse Patrol) bowel & bladder hoarders of America!!!