We knew this was going to happen eventually, a gym where you can also gamble!

We heard Sioux Falls City Councilor Neitzert exclaim recently there is a gym on every corner of this city. You know what else is on every corner (besides a cop taking a nap in their squad car)? A casino!

Lucky Steps Gym and Casino has opened in North Harrisburg (SE SF) and the place has been hoppin!

‘I toned my thighs while losing 20 bones in Joker Poker. You know what they say? No pain. No gain.’ said club member DarSea MisGivvins.

Owner Dirk Splendor said the concept works well, “I mean, people don’t feel the same guilt as they would sitting by themselves in some dark goofy casino in their Walmart hoodie. Even when they lose, they have still experienced a positive workout.”

I think one satisfied customer at Lucky Steps said it best;

“Some would say addictive personalities like to substitute one addiction for another, but what is great about this place is you can have both!”

(in an unrelated story, there is a local casino owner considering combining day care with a casino. While nothing is concrete, the name has already been selected; ‘Bet the Farm; Financial and Child Care Services’)

This post was a parody, just like all the casinos in this town.

3 Thoughts on “Sioux Falls opens first ‘Casino Gym’

  1. Jackalope on November 23, 2023 at 8:23 am said:

    What a slimeball idea!

  2. Fear & Loathing in Sioux Falls on November 23, 2023 at 9:59 am said:

    Ozempic is a gamble, so why not? They’re not even totally sure how or why Ozempic works, but at least with Joker Poker we know who the fool is….. So, I hope it all works out well for them…. Oh, and they also say there’s a bar at every corner in Superior, Wisconsin, is that true?

  3. D@ily Spin on November 25, 2023 at 11:00 am said:

    Casinos and gyms, neither builds schools. However, betting on what Simone Biles masters next is a good gamble.

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