I saw this story today, then Trump signed an executive order to ban androgynous names like;
Pat(t) • Jordan • Taylor • Lauren (Loren) • Shannon • Mickey • Scottie • Carrol(l) • Kerry (Carrie, Kari) • Leslie (Leslee) • Lynn • Shawn (Sean, Sion, Shaun) and if you are a Johnny Cash fan . . . Sue.
I am kidding of course, or am I?
There is a part of me that is really bummed about a president who has lost his mind (current and previous) but you have to admit the pettiness is unrelenting and so ridiculous it is comical. Watching cabinet meetings is like watching ‘One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest’. The Crazy part is they would probably have better policy ideas. Heck, a pimple on a teen’s ass would have better policy ideas.
Speaking of pettiness, I think I will be hosting a SouthDacola Fest to celebrate the termination of the dumbest person on earth and current DHS director. I guess she is preparing for the termination by buying a home in Yankton (or maybe she is trying to help out her nephew who lives there that just got a DUI?) DEPORT HIM! WE DON’T WANT THAT KIND OF STUPID GARBAGE IN OUR COUNTRY!
It will be fun to watch a Fox News pundit from the basement of a Crankton Home Studio. I wouldn’t be surprised if she already signed her Fox News contract, probably did it at the Mexican Restaurant in Watertown (that kind of sounds like an oxymoron, but ironically most small cities in SD have a Mexican Restaurant ran by an immigrant family, and usually it is best restaurant in town. Yankton has one of the best in the state, this is probably why her husband chose the place, because racists really are that thick).