Okay, this story is not funny, but I did find this part a little amusing;

the GAO cited examples of a night guard being found asleep after taking the pain killer prescription drug Percocet, and a guard failing to recognize or properly x-ray a box containing handguns at the loading dock of a facility. One guard supposed to have been at his post was caught using government computers to manage a private for-profit adult website.

I guess the site was called “T&A for the TSA” Something else that was not included in the transcript was the security officer who accidently fired his handgun practicing his ‘Fast Draw’ in front of a restroom mirror. “You talking to me?”

Maybe Dick Cheney is partially right, maybe we are less safe under Obama, but not because of him, because of inept Federal employees.