City Pools to open next week

Due to the Great Bear season being like 3 or 4 days this year, the city feels guilty so they decided to open all the outdoor pools next week.

Some may think it is to cold, but Secondary Shift Eastside Assistant Parks and Culture director, (SSEAPC) Taylor Tuna, with the parks department says this;

“Cold water therapy is really trending right now, so like pickleball, refrigerated ice rinks and E-Bikes, we like to do the latest trending baloney people are into.”

But not all of the water will be cold, they also plan to heat the lazy river at Drake Springs with E-Bike battery fires.

Director Tuna says, “Instead of wasting fire department resources to put out these fires, we are just transferring those fires to the pool’s heating unit. Even a stable genius can figure that out.”

The Parks Department is considering closing Great Bear as a ski resort and making it a natural space. We asked what they would do with the chair lift?

“We are considering installing it above Falls Park, and when it is really humid after an August rain, we are going to implement a goose manure slide from the Steel District all the way to the overlook tower. Tuna replies, “That stuff is slicker then cooking oil after a good rain.”

So get out the swim trunks and puffy coats! Summer begins in Sioux Falls next week!

This was satire. I think.

It’s Sunshine Week!

And let the darkness continue;

This space has been used at length and often to chronicle how the Noem administration has been less than open, less than willing to let the sun shine in: 

  • As per Noem’s directive, reporters aren’t allowed to talk directly to government sources but must instead submit questions to the department’s public information officer who may, or may not, decide to provide answers. 
  • The governor has largely given up on the weekly news conferences traditionally held during the legislative session. 
  • During her one, hastily called, legislative press conference this year, she admitted that the cost of deploying National Guard troops to monitor the Texas border was being paid for by South Dakota taxpayers. 
  • The Freedom Works Here workforce development commercials starring Noem came under legislative fire for the way that the winning bidder was selected and how that bidder came into possession of ideas submitted in Lawrence and Schiller’s bid.
  • ”Security” has been invoked as the reason for not divulging how much it costs to protect the much-traveled governor.
  • She refused to release transcripts of the calls to the “whistleblower hotline” set up to collect complaints about the state’s institutions of higher learning. 

Government openness is dependent on our leaders recognizing its importance and acting in a way that sheds light on the bureaucracy. Despite running for office with a “Sunshine Initiative,” Noem has worked tirelessly to ensure that the workings of her administration be encased in darkness.

Many of the things Noem does in the name of closed government, Mayor Poops follows suit.

Paul stopped having his weekly briefings with council leadership, I believe 1-2 years ago. He is on complete information shutdown. There is going to be a very dark cloud hanging over Sioux Falls for the next two years since the upcoming election is pretty much done already and the rubber stampers have their orders!

Hopefully the news will come out soon, but Paul has been actively bullying a candidate for city council, and they have significant proof, and the mayor is aware. I can’t give a lot of details because this needs to come from the candidate. But once this hits the news, Poops is going to wish he could do the whole Delbridge Animal thingy over again instead (how is that coming along anyway? Do you have all your collector friends lined up for the giveaway?)

I also have an update about the school board candidate who 1) has a conflict of interest and really can’t serve on the school board because of the Title 9 gymnastics lawsuit (she is a plaintiff) and 2) she filled out campaign forms fraudulently, TWICE! I guess our local news media is still confused as to what she did wrong. I’m sure if the form was hanging on a menu board of a food truck they would cover the story. Lazy & Dumb, that’s our local press corp!

A HAND UP?

Trust me. I am all for helping people with food insecurity. But I see this ALL of the time along the bike trail in Sioux Falls in the downtown area. An organization gives a box of food to transients, they pick out the goodies and leave everything else. During the summer the bike trail literally looks like a food giveaway event blowing in the wind.

I don’t know what the solution is, but I would suggest they eat a hot meal at a facility instead giving them food to go that they just throw away.

Did the city of sioux falls reject a request from a local anti-drug advocate?

A foot soldier told me recently that a local anti-drug advocate has been requesting from the city that they place Narcan and Fentanyl testing strips in the local public buildings like libraries. I think right now the county does it and also the school district and these strips and Narcans would be available for FREE to the city. Not sure why the city doesn’t wanna do this? I’m assuming they are blaming liability.

I would encourage this advocate to take it up with all 8 councilors before 4 of them walk out the door and get this done. I GUARANTEE you would have the support of at least 5 councilors to put this in ordinance.