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Word of the Day; Governmentium

Governmentium

The heaviest chemical element yet known to science. Governmentium (Gv) has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium–an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

“Oh my God–Don’t touch that!! It’s Governmentium. My cousin Sal drank some mixed with Tang when he was a kid, and now he’s a lawyer.”

“Aiiighhhhh!!!!!”

Jerome for President?

(NSFW and Offensive)

I found this gem from 2008. A couple of my friends were living right next to Whittier Park (when there was a lot of troubles going on there) and their drink happy neighbor wasn’t happy about it. We filmed this video of him one night and his frustrations.

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Um. Cool.

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I love Snoopy, Charlie Brown and Bad Brains. Seems appropriate.

They should have left Kim Davis in jail for a year

55f33565140000d8012e579bThis billboard is going up in Kim’s hometown.

Found on Facebook – write your own caption

This was taken from a roof top last night at Hot Summer Nights. Don’t have a date? Blow, blow hard.

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The Daily Breakdown

Here are some interesting stories South DaCola Soldiers sent me over the past few days;

• Hey, but the siding on the Events Center is NOT ‘Structural’. Except when it falls on you!

• This is what happens when we let our police force act like the military.

• Guess who’s neighborhood is getting their street re-surfaced AGAIN!

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• Mike Rounds, still a fake and a joke.

• Chuck Luden sends me more strange photos.

statues in Aberdeen

 

New mayor of Sexytown?

Found this sign by Lincoln HS.

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The Sioux Empire Podcast

A friend of mine pointed this podcast out to me the other day;

http://www.siouxempirepodcast.com/

I listened to the last episode, it’s a good time killer, funny, and NSFW.

Maybe I could be a guest sometime?

The microphone is hot, and a little wet

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You know, one of the reasons the city clerks in SF give a 1-minute notice to our city council meetings is because I told former clerk, Debra Owen that I enjoyed listening to the chatter amongst the councilors before the meetings with their mics on.

Interesting

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