February 2012

The Ugly Table #63-64

I.D. Please

As she was trying to find her license her birth control pills flew out of her purse onto the table. Her face turned red and she smiled at me.

And I said, “Proper ID please.”

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 2/24/12

I could write a book to . . .

$54 dollar tab

$45 coupon

$9 on credit card

$3 cash tip

I asked the table if there was something wrong with my service. And one of the gentlemen said, “No. But I appreciate your honesty. You are proud of the service you give.”

Then as I turn the corner walking away he says to the rest of the table, “I told you I could write a book about this place.”

In which I almost turned around and said, “And I could write a book about the cheap unappreciative people that I have to wait on, like yourself, but instead I just think I will make you the subject of another entry of The Ugly Table.

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 2/24/12

 

Events Center Parking Ramp

It has often baffled me that the EC plan never included a parking ramp. Everybody knows that one will eventually have to be built, but it seemed before the EC vote, mums the word.

Well there may be a reason for that. It was crucial to keep the EC numbers low, including a parking ramp would have ballooned those numbers, substantially! I was often suspicious as to why this was never a part of the discussion. Heck, I even brought it up during public testimony at a council meeting. The mayor just smiled at me.

Well, if you smell a rat, there is probably one in close proximity to you.

If you have watched the EC public meetings and the recent West Sioux neighborhood meeting about parking at the EC, the same question has been asked over and over again with little to no answer as to where everyone will be parking at the new EC. Why has the city (mayor) been so reluctant to answer the question? Because they may already have an answer but they were not planning to tell us until after the facility opened.

A reliable city source told me that there may have been an internal meeting held about parking before the EC vote. The topic of discussion; A parking ramp at the EC location. Supposedly during the meeting, a city employee close to the mayor admitted that there is a plan to build a parking ramp at the cost of approximately $45 million next to the EC, but the plan would not be pursued until the doors open. Also discussed was how the city would pay for the ramp. The city employee’s response was ‘bonding’. Not sure if this all took place, but when you consider the blatant state of denial about a parking ramp by the city, one starts to speculate.

Now I know this may alleviate all the concerns people may have about parking at the EC site, but it certainly goes against what we were told (another lie to throw on the EC bomb fire).

If part of the plan is to build a parking ramp, we need to be told before we break ground.

Eat the worm

It’s hard to attend city council meetings when you are on vacation in Mexico.

It seems councilor Jim ‘Tequila’ Entenman pulled a Tex Golfing and couldn’t attend the last THREE city council meetings because he is on a month long vacation in Mexico. Here’s the deal, good for him. If I had his money, I would spend the whole f’ing winter in Mexico. But guess what Jim, you have commitments as a public servant. I guess Sanford board parties and Mexican vacations are more important then serving the public. We’ll see if he reappears next Monday for the informational meeting (covering the RR relocation project), but don’t hold your breath.

If Knudson wins the AT-LARGE council seat, will she serve a full term?

Remember, city councilors can resign for ANY reason, even bogus made up reasons . . . Darrin Smith.

So let’s pretend for a moment that Knudson wins the AT-LARGE seat. What is preventing her from resigning in a year or even in a few months?

De has already admitted she is running because she couldn’t recruit anyone to run against Kermit. Pretty much saying she wants to prevent Kermit from being on the council again. If she wins, she achieves her ultimate goal, and really has no reason to stick around for the next 4 years. She can resign and be safely reassured that the rest of the council will appoint a yes man/woman.

Hopefully this question will be asked in a forum or debate.