Did Mayor Poops vow to get rid of the Poop?

During Mayor TenHaken’s re-election campaign announcement the infamous ‘Sh!t Birds’ that have made a manure monstrosity of our bike trails downtown started to squawk. Paul jokingly said he was going to get rid of them. I hope he keeps his promise. I have suggested for several years they can use air cannons to scare the birds and they will eventually move out of the area. But the biggest opponent of moving the fowl butt birds out of downtown has been the airport saying if the birds moved they could possibly get caught in jet’s engines. Probably just another empty promise from Stoneless.

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#1 Fear & Loathing in Sioux Falls on 09.18.21 at 2:05 pm

It has just come to my attention, that in having the biotech candidate lose a couple of years ago, we were then left with a Mayor Poops. At least the other candidate was into cleaning things up.