Sioux Falls Mayor Race

SURPRISE! South DaCola endorses Vernon Brown for mayor of Sioux Falls!

Get out your feather boas and unicorn saddles, because Sweet Vernon ‘The Velvet Hammer’ Brown is in the HOUSE!

While I have been telling you over the past, oh, I don’t know, 3 years that Kermit is the man, I came to the realization that we need someone sensitive in the mayor’s seat, and Vernon is the man. NOT KERMIT. Who else has;

• Taken taxpayer money to bailout the zoo

• Flip-flopped on tax increases (cuz, god dammit, those developers need help)

• Talked about how adorable his daughter is one too many f’ing times.

• Cries about not having an indoor pool on a daily basis.

• Deletes blog comments on his site.

• Claims to be a fiscal conservative while advocating a million dollar rhino barn and flamingo shed.

I could go on an on about all of his experience as a KELO-TV jokalist and a marketing manager for some communications outfit, but why bore you with his inexperience? Just vote for Vernon, and he will read you a bedtime story on Channel 16 every night and tuck you in while a silhouette of an American Flag waves in the background. Don’t hold back, vote with your heart, not with you head.

VOTE BROWN!

BREAKING: Pat Costello pulls out of Mayoral race, donates his campaign money to bikini contest at his bar, Borrowed Bucks

In a bizarre twist of fate, a South DaCola foot soldier told me yesterday that Pat has pulled out of the race. He said, to my soldier;

After a 100 days, I really didn’t know what I was going to do, besides spending my inheritance and ordering hamburger buns, what do I know about running a city?”

Some of his big wheel donors seemed a little disappointed that he wasn’t giving there money back instead of handing it out as prize money. Dana Dykhouse said,

“Now if I could be the official photographer at the contest, I might not be so upset, but I bought Pat, and he owes me more then some trailer park queen in a bikini. How about a 79% interest rate credit card?”

Huether, his closest competitor was asked what he thought about Costello pulling out;

“Hey, wow, that’s a great question. You know, Pat pulling out, hmmm, wow. I know he is a candidate, and now he isn’t. I have been talking to the people of Sioux Falls, and now is the time for change.”

From my email box • Todd Epp on Dr. Staggers as mayor

“Yeah, like, I support Mike Huether for mayor, even though I can’t vote for him. Becuz, like, I think Sioux Falls is so great, I moved to Harrisburg.”

I sent out a mass email yesterday steering people towards the Argus Leader interview of Kermit, I tried to only include people in Sioux Falls, but apparently I included a couple of people who don’t live in Sioux Falls (Epp lives in Harrisburg). In expected ‘Todd Epp’ style he responded to my email and pulled his normal ‘reply all’ (Like the other people on my email list actually give a rat’s ass about his opinion).

But now that I think about it, I would love to respond to his email, in the best way I know possible, on South DaCola.

Scott:

Thanks for the Kermit Staggers info.

However, I think I can summarize Kermit’s positions on the various issues facing Sioux Falls thusly: No, I don’t like it, no, no, no, no, against, no, against, no, no, no, against, no, no, against, I don’t like it, no, no, against, and no.

It is pretty obvious that Todd did not bother to watch the interview, he would find out that Kermit is a very much a yes man, a guy who says, “Yes we can get it done if we work together to solve problems.” But since we are addressing ‘NO’s, let’s go there. I have often said, either Kermit is psychic or he has the pulse of the citizens. Here’s some facts about Kermit’s ‘NO’ votes;

• Kermit was against the Rec Center, voters agreed.

• Kermit was against the indoor pool, voters agreed.

• Kermit was against a tax increase to build arterial roads, that was supposed to be a 50/50 partnership. It turned out to be a gigantic boondoggle in which taxpayers have put in over 15x more then the developers.

• Kermit was against a 3rd penny sales tax to build an events center (ironically Huether, who Epp supports followed suit) and the legislature agreed.

Amazing how someone who votes NO all the time has a majority of voters agree with him. Heck, he even has his closest competitor agreeing with him.

Kermit’s a great pick if you think it is 1953 in Sioux Falls.  I’d rather see any of the other candidates win than Kermit.  At least they want to see the community move forward, not backward.  Sioux Falls needs a mayor who has ideas and wants to do things to improve the community, not just complain about spending money and being against anything that might make Sioux Falls more competitive and attractive to prospective, new, and longtime residents.

Todd obviously has spent too many days worshipping at the altar of Argus Publisher Beck, and reading the moronic comments on the Argus forum boards.

Kermit has proposed instituting a Hoover commission after he is elected (Bill Peterson suggested it too, but a day after Kermit proposed the idea, another candidate trying to ride the coattails of Dr. Staggers).

Kermit wants the city to move forward, but he knows you don’t have to do this by spending tax dollars. He has suggested;

• Deregulation to help clean up the older neighborhoods faster

• Revising the city ordinances and codes and taking out the unneeded ones

• Tax breaks and community development loans to small businesses to help with expansion

And Sioux Falls has an impact on the region and state that makes it vital that the community does well so the rest of South Dakota can do well too.  When Sioux Falls sneezes, the rest of the state gets a cold.

As a Harrisburg resident, however, I have no official say in the matter.  But also as a Harrisburg resident living in the shadow of the city, I do know I want Sioux Falls to be a place of job opportunities, good parks and recreational facilities, safe streets and neighborhoods, culture, and most importantly, a positive attitude.

You are right, you have no say in the matter, even though as a Sioux Falls taxpayer I subsidize your city through my taxes and water fees. Something Kermit wants to put an end to, and rightfully so.

We have that now and several of the other candidates, including my friend Mike Huether, will continue to foster such a Sioux Falls and improve on what other business, political, social, and cultural leaders have done in the past to enrich Sioux Falls.

This isn’t about Mike, but I knew you couldn’t resist mentioning him. You can yack away about Mike all you want, but Kermit has a proven record, Mike has ‘talk’.

For about ten years in the 1970s and 80s, I went to college, lived, and worked in Topeka, KS, a comparably sized community.  But because they had leaders like Kermit who basically were against everything, didn’t want to spend money, wouldn’t compromise, and only could see the problems with new ideas and not the opportunities, the community suffered.  It lost population.  It lost business.  More importantly, it lost it’s self-esteem and ability to bring people together to find solutions.  Topeka has only recently started to rebound because of leaders like Mike Huether (and some of the other candidates), who have had to change Topeka’s Kermit-like No/I’m Against Everything mindset.  As much as I enjoyed living in Topeka, a beautiful, historic city, I have enjoyed living in Sioux Falls even more because our community leaders in most every endeavor come up with solutions.  They also believe tomorrow will be better than today if we work hard, bring people together, see problems as opportunities.

This paragraph alone proves you know nothing about Kermit or watched the interview. Some things that Kermit wants to pursue in Sioux Falls if he becomes mayor are;

• Making the Pavilion more accessible and affordable to the public

• Securing a more private sponsorship of public art

• More transparency in government – you know, the little pest we call the First Amendment, that you know so much about, Todd 🙂

• And most importantly treating every citizen and their opinions with respect.

I commend you being involved so passionately in the political process.  But I find Kermit is a surprising choice for a young, creative person such as you who has made Sioux Falls your home.

That is why I support Kermit, because he is a passionate creative person who also has the intellect to succeed as mayor.

Kermit also has an amazing sense of humor, something I have never mentioned before. He is not a person to get ‘upset’ or ‘paranoid’ when he is attacked politically, in fact he often laughs and brushes it off. I haven’t had that experience with any of the other candidates running for mayor, in fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if most of them carry a mirror around with them. Be careful not to break it. Kinda wonder if that is what happened at the beginning of the Munson administration?

Open thread

Give me your thoughts on this latest Vernon Brown postcard . . .

I will give you my quick thoughts; I do not respect any politician that uses their children as political props, in fact, I consider it desperate. I will give props to Costello, Peterson and Staggers for not dragging their kids into this. Sure, they mention them, but don’t use them in marketing materials. That is a good thing. Your resume should speak for itself.