The Ugly Table

The Ugly Table (#10)

photo by By Steve Truesdell

SOUTHERNERS

Why don’t you have sweet tea?

Why don’t you have white bread?

Why don’t you have country fried steak?

Your water tastes like piss.

Your fries are rinky dinky.

I want some of that chippy dippy stuff (Nachos).

I want my steak well done.

Three dollars is too big of a tip.

Ahem . . .

Why are you so ignorant?

Why are you so rude?

Why are you so un-kept?

Why does your wife look like you?

Why do you think you are funny?

There is a reason why the South lost the Civil War . . .