The Ugly Table (#13)
SOMETIMES IT PAYS OFF I waited on them on their first date. I served them while courting. I was there on their engagement, and the announcement of their first child.…
SOMETIMES IT PAYS OFF I waited on them on their first date. I served them while courting. I was there on their engagement, and the announcement of their first child.…
COCKTAIL? We miss you Frank Zappa look alike. When the jazz got hot, you cooled us down with Black Russian shots. Cocktail? Of course! S. L. Ehrisman (c) 12/4/10
IF YOU HAVE TO ASK If you have to ask the price you should have stayed home and ate ramen noodles. S. L. Ehrisman (c) 11/30/10
photo by By Steve Truesdell SOUTHERNERS Why don’t you have sweet tea? Why don’t you have white bread? Why don’t you have country fried steak? Your water tastes like piss.…
TRICK QUESTION “What’s the difference between the cheeseburger and the bacon cheeseburger?” After a long pause I replied, “Bacon?” SIDENOTE: Actually the cheeseburger has mustard, no mayo and the bacon…