BLOODY AS HELL or BURNT TO A CRISP?

“I’ve cooked a lot of steaks in my day, and this isn’t medium rare.”

Let’s make something clear; every restaurant cooks a steak differently.

Deal.

MOST place’s don’t go by Joe Jackwagon’s BBQ standards.

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 11/22/10

THE DRUG TALK

‘Just because the cool kids are doing it, doesn’t mean you should.

and they will pressure you.’

(yes, I walked in on the drug talk at a table)

(and yes they really said that) over steak and lobster.

Ironically, Mom and Dad were probably the cool kids. Still wearing hippy jewelry and driving a Prius.

‘Son, if you want to smoke pot, smoke it with us.’

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 11/17/10

FREE LEMONADE

‘I’ll take an ice water with extra lemons, and some packets of sugar.’

Then while I am taking your order you will proceed to make,

free lemonade.

This isn’t cheap – it’s just petty.

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 11/13/10

VERBAL TIPS

Verbal tips don’t pay the bills.

They don’t buy me groceries, put gas in my car or pay my mortgage.

They just irritate me.

If I did a good job, don’t tell Jesus. Just leave me some good coin.

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 11/13/10