The Ugly Table (#8)
BLOODY AS HELL or BURNT TO A CRISP? “I’ve cooked a lot of steaks in my day, and this isn’t medium rare.” Let’s make something clear; every restaurant cooks a…
BLOODY AS HELL or BURNT TO A CRISP? “I’ve cooked a lot of steaks in my day, and this isn’t medium rare.” Let’s make something clear; every restaurant cooks a…
GUM BOX WALLET If a customer uses a gum box for a wallet expect a very small tip. Everytime. S. L. Ehrisman (c) 11/17/10
THE DRUG TALK ‘Just because the cool kids are doing it, doesn’t mean you should. and they will pressure you.’ (yes, I walked in on the drug talk at a…
FREE LEMONADE ‘I’ll take an ice water with extra lemons, and some packets of sugar.’ Then while I am taking your order you will proceed to make, free lemonade. This…
VERBAL TIPS Verbal tips don’t pay the bills. They don’t buy me groceries, put gas in my car or pay my mortgage. They just irritate me. If I did a…