‘I’ll take an ice water with extra lemons, and some packets of sugar.’

Then while I am taking your order you will proceed to make,

free lemonade.

This isn’t cheap – it’s just petty.

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 11/13/10

5 Thoughts on “The Ugly Table (#5)

  1. Pathloss on November 17, 2010 at 9:01 am said:

    Bring some free bread. I’ll take one garden salad. Here’s a dime, bring me change for your tip. Do you reimburse parking?

  2. I honestly have never thought of making my own lemonade.

    Creative? Yes.

    Tasty? Doubtful.

  3. We tried it one night just for the Helluva it, you are right, not tasty.

  4. Would it be tasty if the patron also ordered a little side dish of honey?

  5. Don’t give them any new ideas. I have to walk back to dry storage to get that.

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