Entries Tagged 'Blagojevich' ↓

SHOCKER OF THE DAY!

Geez, could have seen this coming a mile away. Why would anyone in their right fricking mind let a crook appoint them?

I’m not a Crook. Thank you, Thank you very much.

With friends like this, who needs enemies

Apparently ‘Potty Mouth’ runs in the family

This is how my grandma Viola used to solve a potty-mouth

Patricia Blagojevich, the First Lady of Illinois, has been dragged into the corruption scandal engulfing her husband by FBI recordings of alleged foul-mouthed contributions to conversations.

The FBI’s transcript of one recorded conversation reads: “During the call, Rod Blagojevich’s wife can be heard in the background telling Rod Blagojevich to tell Deputy Governor A “to hold up that f****** Cubs s***. . . f*** them.”

Can you imagine what their bedroom talk is like? When these two get out of jail, they need to make a porno.

Senate candidate #5, please stand up.

The infamous senate candidate #5 has been identified as congressman Jesse Jackson Jr.

The son of famous civil rights leader Jesse Jackson, reportedly offered (through one of his flunkies) $1milllon for Barack Obama’s vacated senate seat. Gov. Blagowhatsit was right, that’s a f***in’ valuable thing. I wonder if he got a free Obama plate and coin too.

If only I could make extra money by carrying out the tasks my job requires of me…

For a limited time, Motherf***ers!

Governor Big Hair calls Obama a MOFO

What’s with this guy’s hairdo anyway?

He also appears to think little of the president-elect, whom he calls a “motherf***er” at one point.  

“F**k him,” Blagjoveich says of Obama during a lengthy call with top aides and his wife recorded on November 10th, “For nothing? F**k him.”

Blagojevich “said he knows that the President-elect wants Senate Candidate 1 for the Senate seat but ‘they’re not willing to give me anything except appreciation. F**k them,’” says the complaint.

What’s wrong with appreciation? It’s the thought that counts, ya know.

I think this guy is even too potty-mouth for my blog.