Senate candidate #5, please stand up.

The infamous senate candidate #5 has been identified as congressman Jesse Jackson Jr.

The son of famous civil rights leader Jesse Jackson, reportedly offered (through one of his flunkies) $1milllon for Barack Obama’s vacated senate seat. Gov. Blagowhatsit was right, that’s a f***in’ valuable thing. I wonder if he got a free Obama plate and coin too.

If only I could make extra money by carrying out the tasks my job requires of me…



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#1 l3wis on 12.10.08 at 2:44 pm

Doesn’t surprise me, I have never liked Jesse Jackson, and it seems his kid is a real chip off the old block.

I wonder whos balls Jesse Sr. is going to cut off after this? I betcha a Victory Plate he was involved somehow to.

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