SHOCKER OF THE DAY!
l3wis 
Blagojevich
Apparently ‘Potty Mouth’ runs in the family
This is how my grandma Viola used to solve a potty-mouth
Patricia Blagojevich, the First Lady of Illinois, has been dragged into the corruption scandal engulfing her husband by FBI recordings of alleged foul-mouthed contributions to conversations.
The FBI’s transcript of one recorded conversation reads: “During the call, Rod Blagojevich’s wife can be heard in the background telling Rod Blagojevich to tell Deputy Governor A “to hold up that f****** Cubs s***. . . f*** them.â€
Can you imagine what their bedroom talk is like? When these two get out of jail, they need to make a porno.
Senate candidate #5, please stand up.
Ghost of Dude 
The infamous senate candidate #5 has been identified as congressman Jesse Jackson Jr.
The son of famous civil rights leader Jesse Jackson, reportedly offered (through one of his flunkies) $1milllon for Barack Obama’s vacated senate seat. Gov. Blagowhatsit was right, that’s a f***in’ valuable thing. I wonder if he got a free Obama plate and coin too.
If only I could make extra money by carrying out the tasks my job requires of me…