I guess it wasn’t an armored humvee.

On a day that Americans celebrate consumerism – I bring you the surprise of the day.

People who drive Hummers receive almost five times as many traffic tickets as the average driver, according to a new study.

By l3wis

6 thoughts on “Surprised? I’m not.”
  1. I “lived in” a combat HMVEE for months. They are uncomfortable, noisy, and anything but pleasant. My experience with civilians who own them is they are a crutch for multiple inadequacies and character defects. Now statistics that bear it out.

  2. I’ve found that by-and-large, hummer drivers believe they’re entitled to speed through every road they drive on while yakking on their cell phones and wandering across all lanes of traffic.

  3. A fun thing I like to do at stoplights if I am sitting next to a Hummer, is wave and smile at the driver until I get their attention, then mouth to them “You are so cool.” Most of them don’t get it, but one guy has flipped me off. He had a bright banana yellow Hummer. GAY!!!

  4. My bet on the nex status symbol for douchebags with inflated egos: Hybrid Chevy Tahoe/ GMC Yukon. Bet on it.

  5. I’m amazed people can find them here. They were intended for the CA market with very limited availability elsewhere. It was a publicity stunt by GM, just like the Volt.

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