I guess Angry Guy and I are adding to global warming;

Wouldn’t you know it – thin people contribute less to global warming, or so says a recent study.

Researchers at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine published a report Monday, based on food production and transportation factors, that contends lithe people step livelier on the planet. Their carbon footprint leaves less of an imprint.

Who cares. Skinny people are boring anyway, and they are no fun at BBQ’s.

21 Thoughts on “Happy Earth Day. Now go recycle your bicycle and plant a garden in the trunk of your hybrid while rolling your own cigarettes

  1. Ghost of Dude on April 22, 2009 at 6:39 am said:

    This is all a conspiracy by a bunch of vegetarians who are pissed that people can still eat meat.
    They always seem to assume that non meat eaters are helathier and thinner.
    Personally, I’ve never met a vegan who didn’t look like they were suffering malnutrition.

  2. l3wis on April 22, 2009 at 6:45 am said:

    And wearing chunky glasses?

  3. Angry Guy on April 22, 2009 at 7:33 am said:

    I burned a plastic bag in my front yard this morning.
    As far as vegans are concerned, this is how I feel.
    For every animal you don’t eat, I’m going to eat three.

  4. Ghost of Dude on April 22, 2009 at 7:51 am said:

    And for every animal that escapes Angry Guy’s fork, I’ll shoot three more.
    I’ve already wiped out an entire generation of my neighborhood’s rabbits.

  5. l3wis on April 22, 2009 at 7:54 am said:

    AG- That’s not ‘REAL’ political satire according to ANON #7.5 on the DWC site because they used Photoshop and a computer to create it. So we are not allowed to laugh at it.

  6. Angry Guy on April 22, 2009 at 8:56 am said:

    yeah.. but look at the attention to details.
    like the toucan’s reflection in the lid? C’mon! that’s AWESOME!
    Have you ever read Maddox’s website?
    I think his review of children’s artwork is brilliant.

  7. Costner on April 22, 2009 at 9:21 am said:

    Maddox is spot on and I agree with him often.

    Why am I not surprised that AG has his website hotlinked? Shocking.

  8. Vrooooom!

  9. Angry Guy on April 22, 2009 at 11:28 am said:

    What’s a hotlink?

  10. Ghost of Dude on April 22, 2009 at 12:08 pm said:

    Normally, it’s a term that applies to posting an image on an html page directly from another website. Generally, the website the image is taken from doesn’t much care for the practice, as it slows down their server.
    I think a better way of saying what Costner said would be that you have Maddox in your favorites.

  11. Angry Guy on April 22, 2009 at 12:28 pm said:

    Thanks GoD. I was mostly being a smartass, because I knew Custner wasn’t using it the way I would use it.
    you know.. the right way…

  12. Costner on April 22, 2009 at 1:45 pm said:


    I don’t know what browser you’re running so I suppose I could have said “Bookmarks” and you would tell me you were running IE where they are “favorites”.

    You meant what I knew….er, something.

    Here you go: It doesn’t shock me that AG would have the URL and/or a hyperlink to Maddox’s website saved in his favorites and/or bookmarks and/or quicklinks and/or on his ‘most visited’/’top site’ page.

    Yea that sounds a lot better. Toss in a “I heard it on the Internets” reference and you have something worth sharing.

  13. l3wis on April 23, 2009 at 6:15 am said:


  14. Angry Guy on April 23, 2009 at 6:36 am said:

    I don’t “bookmark” sites because that is how the govt tracks your usage. They have an agreement with all of the major Antivirus distributors, especially “Free” AVG. When those applications “update” they are actually reporting back to the NSA central servers with your contact lists and favorites. So now I just write everything down on 3M brand yellow Post-It Notes and stick them to everything within arms reach.. that way the govt wont know what I am buying on ebay

  15. Costner on April 23, 2009 at 6:53 am said:

    But what about the brain scans man? You know they can just scan your brain and determine what websites you go to right?

    Invest in a tinfoil beenie ASAP. You can even get recycled Renolds Wrap now so that is just an added bonus and ties in nicely with the Earth Day reference.

  16. Ghost of Dude on April 23, 2009 at 6:57 am said:

    Duuuuuuuuude… wait… what?

  17. Angry Guy on April 23, 2009 at 8:45 am said:

    Yeah.. the brain scans. I heard that the govt can use the EMF’s generated by all of the power lines to created an interlaced ‘sonar’ scan of every major metropolitan area in the world. They want you to think that tin foil will protect you, but its really just an amplifier. When I put my TFH on and put two spoons in my cheeks while touching a 9v battery to the ends, I can see the matrix if I squint really hard…..

  18. Costner on April 23, 2009 at 9:31 am said:

    Awesome. I’m going to try that later.

  19. Angry Guy on April 23, 2009 at 10:07 am said:

    Seriously.. the spoons thing is completely insane. Don’t do it. It is the equivilent of Red Green administering ECTs.

  20. Costner on April 23, 2009 at 12:56 pm said:

    Does Red fasten the electrodes via duct tape? I imagine that would hurt when you go to remove them.

  21. Angry Guy on April 23, 2009 at 2:31 pm said:

    Duct tape is for skirts… Gorilla tape is the shit!

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