I love you too

A commenter on DWC said this about me, and I thought it was so funny, it deserved it’s own post. Watch out for the grenades;

Scott/Detroit, you are such an ass. Did your mother not love you? Did she not breastfeed you enough? Do you have some large object shoved up your hindquarters that keeps you irritable all the time?

You comment on this blog constantly. You post on your own blog, as well. Your comments almost never add to someone’s understanding on the issues. Instead, they attack, but not in a constructive way. You seek not to build our state and country up, but rather to drag all manner of people and things down.

There is nothing wrong with your comment above, standing alone. If you meant it in good humor, it might even have been funny. It’s cute to make fun of state employees, and largely harmless. But, taken as a part of your unending stream of bile, it triggered my comment.

You are always bitter, mean, and cynical. Always. Even when you try to be positive, you just can’t let it go without launching a grenade somewhere. I can appreciate people who are irascible or difficult. Many of my friends are like that. You, however, are always a constant and unceasing jerk.

That is too bad, especially for you. I pray that someday you can turn your considerable talents toward more positive outlets. You don’t need to hurt everyone so much. People are largely good, after all. Once you understand that maybe you will stop trying to hurt everyone and everything so much.

Because, if we just kiss politicians and government workers asses more, they will change. Bahahahahaha!



15 comments ↓

#1 Angry Guy on 04.09.09 at 8:58 am

Hilarious!
I obviously don’t comment on DWC enough..

#2 lewis on 04.09.09 at 9:04 am

It has always occured to me, that people who don’t like sarcasm, really don’t like sarcasm.

It’s not like I am bagging on kids with Cancer here, I’m bagging on government and politicians. I get so sick of people putting them on pedestals, they are not demagogs. Even though I voted for Obama, I’m starting to get really tired of his supporters thinking he is the next Alexander the Great. Give him a couple years, then we will make our assessment.

#3 Ghost of Dude on 04.09.09 at 9:07 am

Nor do I. Maybe I should.

The first paragraph sounds like a line from Full Metal Jacket. “What is your major malfunction, numnuts? Didn’t your mommy give you enough attention when you were a child?”

#4 Ghost of Dude on 04.09.09 at 9:09 am

I get tired of all the people who assume that because one votes for Obama, one must think he’s the messiah or something.
No, he was just a better choice than the other guy.

#5 Costner on 04.09.09 at 9:12 am

Who posted the comment – they should be on staff at the Argus.

#6 hossenpheffer on 04.09.09 at 10:10 am

always a constant and unceasing jerk.

#7 lewis on 04.09.09 at 10:54 am

Hos- I try my best.

Cost- They just used their first name, which is normal over at DWC. They criticize you for putting your neck out and calling politicians out on their bullshit, but can’t put their neck out when criticizing me. Typical.

#8 SDWC on 04.09.09 at 11:34 am

What? No return Link?

#9 l3wis on 04.09.09 at 11:48 am

Well put one in here.

#10 hossenpheffer on 04.09.09 at 12:59 pm

Did she not breastfeed you enough?

ish. just the thought of anyone (even your own mother)breastfeeding you makes me hurl.

#11 lewis on 04.09.09 at 1:47 pm

Just the thought of you hurling makes me hurl, and Gawd knows you did plenty of that in the Pomp Room days, that and fall down the stairs a lot.

#12 hosepheffer on 04.09.09 at 3:57 pm

You are always bitter, mean, and cynical. Always.

Many of my friends are like that. You, however, are always a constant and unceasing jerk.

#13 l3wis on 04.10.09 at 7:33 pm

The jerk store called, they are out of you.

#14 hosepheffer on 04.11.09 at 7:13 am

I pray that someday you can turn your considerable talents toward more positive outlets.

You don’t need to hurt everyone so much.

People are largely good, after all.

Once you understand that maybe you will stop trying to hurt everyone and everything so much.

#15 l3wis on 04.11.09 at 7:27 am

“I pray that someday you can turn your considerable talents toward more positive outlets.”

Maybe I should donate my design skills to some non-profits?

“You don’t need to hurt everyone so much.”

Sticks and stones, blah, blah, blah

“People are largely good, after all.”

This is so very true. But politicians are largely not.

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