4 thoughts on “Save traditional marriage, make divorce illegal”
If I hadn’t heard about this already, I’d have thought it was satire.
Oh wait. I guess the person who told me about this had no idea this was satire.
I hope you know it is satire, but I hope they try to get it on the ballot.
Nobody should divorce their dog.
Otherwise, divorce is good for:
The economy (lawyers, tabloid news).
Entertainment, when cops are called.
Attention, when your new love meets your ex.
Great sex, when a support payment is due.
Consolation, when Tiger loses half.
Ghost of Dude
If I hadn’t heard about this already, I’d have thought it was satire.
Oh wait. I guess the person who told me about this had no idea this was satire.
I hope you know it is satire, but I hope they try to get it on the ballot.
Nobody should divorce their dog.
Otherwise, divorce is good for:
The economy (lawyers, tabloid news).
Entertainment, when cops are called.
Attention, when your new love meets your ex.
Great sex, when a support payment is due.
Consolation, when Tiger loses half.