2009

JED NUGENT’S JISM-FOR-JESUS WEEKEND REMINDER!

Happy Labor Day & LifeFlight Weekend, everyone!

Neighbor, Jed Nugent, has a wonderful reminder for you all:

“Our Lord & Savior, Jesus Christ will be appearing LIVE IN CONCERT this weekend at the annual kick-ass LIFEFLIGHT CONCERT out at our local place of fun (NOT place of sin!) – the Wild, Wild West Righteous Park so BE THERE, or Be SATAN SQUARE!  Socialize with fellow flocks of sheep, dance with the white-colored Prol-Life anti-sinners, pray together for Ted Kennedy’s soul to rot in Hell, knit non-aborted baby socks, be saved by the blood of Johnny Tune, & jump for joy while you JISM-FOR-JESUS all weekend long!”

Jesus Christ Superstar by Andrea Barsanti.

Sincerely,

EggBert (Me? I’m just gonna pay my $20 and watch it on the internets –  as I just want to stay home with my paper towel roll. Less traffic issues, the same amount of pleasure (IF NOT MORE), and yet still very much in line with God’s Word, whereupon He states 1) in Psalm 30:11 – You turned my wailing into dancing; you removed my nutsack and clothed me with joy – and 2) in Psalm 16:11 -  You make known to me the path of lifeflight; in your presence there is fullness of joy; at your right hand are pleasures forevermore…)

SF Parks and Rec worker struggles with multi-tasking I guess

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For the third time in less then a month I caught the same P & R worker enthralled in his novel while watering trees in Yankton Trail park. (you know all those new trees they planted after cutting perfectly good mature trees down last year). I tried to snap a picture with my camera phone but he caught a glimpse of me, so no luck. The same worker in a brand new P & R truck has been sitting in the cab of the truck reading a book while watering trees. Sure, it probably takes a few minutes to water each tree, but couldn’t you be either A) watering multiple trees at once and using your time to move hoses or B) weed whacking around the trees while watering? I guess multi-tasking isn’t a requirement of the P & R workers. I guess that is why you always see two of them on an ATV picking up trash. One to pickup the trash, and one to hold the garbage bag. And we wonder why the city spent $7 million in labor on our parks this year. Gee, I’m no accountant, but I can probably guess why.

Munsterman contradicts himself in Voices Crazy interview

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Hey, vote for me, not only do I not believe in a women’s right to choose, I’m not big on BC either.

You gotta love it when born again Christians (hypocrites) run for office;

SH: How did you vote on the issue of abortion in the 2006 and 2008 South Dakota election and why?

SM: I voted for Referred Law 6 in 2006, and Initiated Measure 11 in 2008. I will be the most pro life candidate running to be our new Governor. I have voted in favor of life in every election. I believe life begins at conception. I also believe in the adoption option as the real choice for Moms who cannot care for children. I’ve spent my life as a health provider to extend life not to end it.

SH: Do you support the Informed Consent law passed in 2005 and the South Dakota’s efforts to overturn Roe v. Wade?

SM: Yes.

So Scott, even though legalized abortion is Federally mandated, and if SD would have made abortion illegal we would be violating Federal law, you still voted for it? Oh, but here is where Scott’s hypocrisy kicks in;

VC: What are your views on legalizing marijuana?

SM: I’m not in favor of legalizing marijuana. It is not necessary and any efforts at legalization on a state level would contradict federal laws, causing a jurisdictional nightmare for law enforcement.

I guess we only want Judicial Nightmares when it comes to rape and child abuse victims. Hypocrite.

The Wacko Teabaggers are at it again, now they are trying to censor presidential PSA’s

When are these fartknockers gonna knock off their BS? It’s not funny and stupid anymore, it is starting to become annoying;

The National Tea Party Coalition called on parents to take their children out of participating classrooms in favor of alternative activities. Member Katrina Pierson said on hallpassonthat.com that Obama’s lesson plans were “uncomfortably partisan.”

What freaking color is the kettle Katrina? You idiots created modern partisanship. It’s not like he is asking students who are in school band to put on a free concert at the expense of taxpayers in a public park for a freak show political demonstration, if that was the case, then I would understand your objections.

Tea Area schools will not show the webcast.

“We are not showing the feed, but encourage parents that want their children to see the message to record it and show it to their children at home. We have had numerous phone calls from parents objecting to their children seeing the speech,” Superintendent Jerry Schutz said by e-mail.

Don’t you mean you have had numerous TEABAGGER parents object to the speech. C’mon, we know this is just a handful of kookbags objecting. What is wrong with the president telling kids to study hard and stay in school? Seriously? Heck even GW and his mom did a PSA about eating supper with your parents. Where was the objection to that?

The Sioux Falls central office received its first handful of phone calls Wednesday afternoon from parents who wondered how the schools would handle Obama’s invitation. The district responded with a recorded phone call and e-mail to parents Thursday and a news conference with Superintendent Pam Homan.

A News Conference! Give me a break. I wonder how much that cost taxpayers? Homan, don’t you have better things to do, like proofread pamphlets that are handed out in your school?

Homan said the district’s protocol is to let individual teachers decide “when and how that might fit into the curriculum.”

Duh. Why censor the PSA from all students when only a select few parents don’t want their kids to see it? It should be handled like sex ed, if you don’t want your kid to have comprehensive sex ed, pull them out of class, but don’t ruin an important educational opportunity for other students because you have a white hood and bible shoved up your ass so far you see and hear cross-eyed.

Harrisburg parent Terri Feilzer said she worries about what Obama might say during the address. She said that if her son’s teacher plans to show the address, she will remove him from class for the rest of the day.

Feilzer said Obama’s message is not worth interrupting class time. “I don’t think that he needs to take the time to talk to kids about staying in school. That’s my job as a parent,” she said.

BAHAHAHAHA! “If the president is going to be telling my son to stay in school, golly, I’ll pull him out of school. That’ll show them sushi eating lefties!”

Barbara Christen, a Sioux Falls parent, said it would be good for kids to hear a pro-education message directly from a president who most kids think is “cool.”

She is disturbed by those who fear Obama will use the opportunity to somehow indoctrinate students to his way of thinking on other issues.

“When I was a kid I remember watching Jimmy Carter talk about the importance of education,” Christen said. “To me, it’s displaced racism. … All we’re doing is promoting hate.”

So the teabaggers get their way once again? F’ing Tards.